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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
wow great point man
red step-uncle's house philosopher-king
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Avocado indian lodge
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
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olive stock car
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Apoplectic impertinent shrine
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Talented effete stead background story
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Histrionic Trailer Park
  11/18/13
tp
fluffy insane friendly grandma
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
salmon goal in life
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
olive stock car
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Laughsome clear striped hyena
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
trip base boistinker
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Amber stubborn potus
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
house-broken duck-like athletic conference
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
blue 180 knife
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
ungodly masturbator
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Carmine deer antler skinny woman
  04/07/16
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hairless pungent degenerate
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Provocative dilemma legend
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Light doctorate newt
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Chocolate dashing box office love of her life
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Swashbuckling free-loading psychic theatre
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?
Cream charismatic travel guidebook
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Wonderful mexican piazza
  11/18/13
Well?
Fuchsia Diverse Genital Piercing
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Topaz jew chapel
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Filthy Principal's Office
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
olive stock car
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
vigorous purple crackhouse gunner
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Lascivious Stage
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Filthy Principal's Office
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Filthy Principal's Office
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Lascivious Stage
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Filthy Principal's Office
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
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arousing brilliant dingle berry
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Honey-headed passionate generalized bond
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
arousing brilliant dingle berry
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
arousing brilliant dingle berry
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
lilac self-absorbed mediation
  11/17/13
only?
Honey-headed passionate generalized bond
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Avocado indian lodge
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trip base boistinker
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marvelous tantric cumskin selfie
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Brindle nowag
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Lascivious Stage
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
maroon church building juggernaut
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
arousing brilliant dingle berry
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lol
maroon church building juggernaut
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Brindle nowag
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Honey-headed passionate generalized bond
  11/17/13
lmao.
Histrionic Trailer Park
  11/18/13
cq
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fluffy insane friendly grandma
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Histrionic Trailer Park
  11/18/13
Underrated
frum abode halford
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Brindle nowag
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
gold vivacious parlor
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
arousing brilliant dingle berry
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
magenta insecure hospital
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
magenta insecure hospital
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
magenta insecure hospital
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
magenta insecure hospital
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
LOL
trip base boistinker
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Stirring Buff Public Bath
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
razzle rigor queen of the night
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
vigorous purple crackhouse gunner
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
hyperactive costumed tanning salon
  11/17/13
really embarassing
adventurous plaza community account
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Stirring Buff Public Bath
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
frum abode halford
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Honey-headed passionate generalized bond
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Floppy abusive hunting ground karate
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Sickened mint ticket booth
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
sooty property
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
opaque hell
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
opaque hell
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
painfully honest business firm idea he suggested
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Multi-colored chartreuse parlour
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Multi-colored chartreuse parlour
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy
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big range messiness
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Emerald brunch
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Avocado indian lodge
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
crimson fat ankles round eye
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Wonderful mexican piazza
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
supple meetinghouse main people
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Iridescent Persian
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Avocado indian lodge
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Avocado indian lodge
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ty, brother.
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racy shitlib
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Sickened mint ticket booth
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
Judgmental space idiot
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claret legal warrant fortuitous meteor
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Avocado indian lodge
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Avocado indian lodge
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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woah, it's you
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Uh they do
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: red step-uncle's house philosopher-king

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Pearly National Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: olive stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic impertinent shrine

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Talented effete stead background story

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Trailer Park

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: fluffy insane friendly grandma

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: salmon goal in life

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: olive stock car

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Laughsome clear striped hyena

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: trip base boistinker

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Amber stubborn potus

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: house-broken duck-like athletic conference

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: blue 180 knife

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: ungodly masturbator

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Carmine deer antler skinny woman

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: hairless pungent degenerate



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma legend

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Light doctorate newt

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Chocolate dashing box office love of her life

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling free-loading psychic theatre

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cream charismatic travel guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful mexican piazza

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Diverse Genital Piercing

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Topaz jew chapel

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Filthy Principal's Office

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: olive stock car

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: vigorous purple crackhouse gunner

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Stage

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Filthy Principal's Office

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Filthy Principal's Office

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious Stage

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Filthy Principal's Office

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy hyperventilating temple lettuce

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: arousing brilliant dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed passionate generalized bond

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: arousing brilliant dingle berry

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: house-broken duck-like athletic conference

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: trip base boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: arousing brilliant dingle berry

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: lilac self-absorbed mediation

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed passionate generalized bond

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: trip base boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: marvelous tantric cumskin selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Brindle nowag

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Stage

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: maroon church building juggernaut

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: arousing brilliant dingle berry

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: maroon church building juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Brindle nowag

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed passionate generalized bond

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Trailer Park

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery filthpig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: fluffy insane friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Histrionic Trailer Park

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: frum abode halford

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: cobalt greedy nursing home

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: dead library blood rage

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: autistic alcoholic associate

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Brindle nowag

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: gold vivacious parlor

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: arousing brilliant dingle berry

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: magenta insecure hospital

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: magenta insecure hospital

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: magenta insecure hospital

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: magenta insecure hospital

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: trip base boistinker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: razzle rigor queen of the night

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous purple crackhouse gunner

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: hyperactive costumed tanning salon

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: adventurous plaza community account

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Stirring Buff Public Bath

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: frum abode halford

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed passionate generalized bond

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Floppy abusive hunting ground karate

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Sickened mint ticket booth

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: sooty property

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Bonkers pit

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki mental disorder stain

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Cracking state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: crimson fat ankles round eye

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Cracking state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Misanthropic contagious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: opaque hell

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: opaque hell

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: painfully honest business firm idea he suggested

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored chartreuse parlour

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored chartreuse parlour

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: big range messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Emerald brunch

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: black stimulating ladyboy really tough guy

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: crimson fat ankles round eye

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Wonderful mexican piazza

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: sable center

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Slippery orchestra pit

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Underhanded infuriating menage new version

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: marvelous tantric cumskin selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: supple meetinghouse main people

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Persian

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Sickened mint ticket booth

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: galvanic zombie-like sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: racy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Thriller liquid oxygen

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Sickened mint ticket booth

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Judgmental space idiot

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: claret legal warrant fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: aggressive grizzly reading party

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: dead library blood rage

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: carnelian flickering depressive native

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gas Station Clown

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Cerebral Unhinged Laser Beams

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: dead library blood rage

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab field

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: heady spot multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Carmine deer antler skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Dun heaven

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Tan disrespectful hall quadroon

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: ruddy rambunctious market ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Carmine deer antler skinny woman

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: ocher scourge upon the earth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: violet bossy theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Primrose Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: fluffy insane friendly grandma

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: rebellious pale theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: fluffy insane friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49397898)