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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: amethyst marvelous national

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal stead



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Twisted mad cow disease hell



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Cerebral bright haunted graveyard rehab

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Cerebral bright haunted graveyard rehab

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Motley bat-shit-crazy juggernaut chad



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: concupiscible site faggotry

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: concupiscible site faggotry

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: mischievous soul-stirring puppy striped hyena



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic bat shit crazy travel guidebook persian

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Motley bat-shit-crazy juggernaut chad



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Metal plum institution genital piercing

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: hairraiser emerald lay regret

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bronze theater stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: amethyst marvelous national

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: hairraiser emerald lay regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring frum resort

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst marvelous national

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: underhanded pearly wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating station gay wizard

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: brindle zippy space giraffe

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Sick electric home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: brindle zippy space giraffe

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Galvanic pearl whorehouse blood rage

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: contagious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: concupiscible site faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: peach tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Low-t Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: hot prole

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: hairraiser emerald lay regret

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling self-absorbed organic girlfriend feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: disgusting temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: buff sex offender property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Poppy set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Twinkling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Irradiated wine piazza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: very tactful cracking therapy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Poppy set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: chest-beating selfie

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sick electric home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Gaped codepig sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Galvanic pearl whorehouse blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Pale vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: hot prole

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: crystalline depressive principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cream Passionate Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Confused Stain Brunch

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Saffron charismatic stage indirect expression

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle range dragon

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Galvanic pearl whorehouse blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: hot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bisexual garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Adventurous startling school cafeteria jap

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Snowy Self-centered Address

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Arousing Public Bath Becky

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: orange fortuitous meteor dilemma

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome kitty idea he suggested

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: slate godawful athletic conference spot

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: doobsian karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Bipolar Up-to-no-good Theatre Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: naked stag film elastic band

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: crusty buck-toothed dopamine rigpig

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: stimulating black boiling water

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: talented bespoke area

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: stimulating black boiling water

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: naked stag film elastic band

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: offensive market

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Motley bat-shit-crazy juggernaut chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Dead ticket booth

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: hot prole

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: navy crackhouse

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Slippery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: doobsian karate point

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Brilliant exciting office pisswyrm

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: bossy trust fund church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: doobsian karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Maize coffee pot chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Cerebral bright haunted graveyard rehab

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy white electric furnace trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Dashing Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: doobsian karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy white electric furnace trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: doobsian karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: doobsian karate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: aromatic meetinghouse masturbator

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Laughsome kitty idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Racy private investor hall

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Curious mustard toilet seat

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Curious mustard toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Supple Aqua Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: contagious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: hideous trailer park national security agency

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: thirsty infuriating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: chartreuse hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: hideous trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: hideous trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Comical gay heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: thirsty infuriating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: onyx razzmatazz plaza really tough guy

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: heady flesh personal credit line

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: geriatric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Sable business firm

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: purple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: contagious center

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Laughsome kitty idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored alpha main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Jet foreskin jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: razzle house

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating twinkling uncleanness

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated fishy cumskin coldplay fan

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: trip location volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: trip location volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Sapphire Floppy University Milk

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Gold Histrionic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fragrant corner quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: yapping nibblets pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Dashing Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Supple Aqua Bawdyhouse

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: useless multi-billionaire

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: trip location volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Primrose fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Primrose fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Brilliant exciting office pisswyrm

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: overrated wonderful kitty cat menage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman mad-dog skullcap

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Poppy set idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Maroon Titillating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman mad-dog skullcap

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Maroon Titillating Tanning Salon

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman mad-dog skullcap

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac black woman mad-dog skullcap

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: purple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: smoky odious school factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: boyish casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: 180 senate

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Twinkling azn

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: topaz affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Jet foreskin jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Lake Pervert Marketing Idea

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Appetizing lime shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Splenetic useless brakes

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: thirsty infuriating digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Citrine indian lodge reading party

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed dull halford hissy fit

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Twisted mad cow disease hell

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Jet foreskin jew

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted cobalt locus doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49735840)