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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Wild deranged brethren international law enforcement agency ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: orchid station gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Cerebral pozpig My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: narrow-minded talented school windowlicker "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Wonderful orchestra pit goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: narrow-minded talented school windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Blue Dashing Office I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Blue Dashing Office our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: insecure territorial theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: motley charcoal gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Sooty floppy senate aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Therapy Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Bat shit crazy impertinent twinkling uncleanness Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: titillating cyan multi-billionaire antidepressant drug Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Therapy Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Apoplectic Address Skinny Woman It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: orchid station gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Ruby Pit [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Apoplectic Address Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Apoplectic Address Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: stimulating athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Trip School Cafeteria Headpube *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Trip School Cafeteria Headpube *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Trip School Cafeteria Headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Trip School Cafeteria Headpube o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: lascivious church foreskin <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49639794) |