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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Silver Church Building Sneaky Criminal
  03/02/24
...
Trip tank
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
well-lubricated antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
well-lubricated antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin
  03/02/24
lmao
Talented plaza hissy fit
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Puce spectacular boltzmann
  03/03/24
...
violet sound barrier son of senegal
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Cordovan razzmatazz parlor
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Abusive Indigo Native
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Abusive Indigo Native
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
pale hospital lettuce
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Submissive circlehead
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Charismatic Balding Orchestra Pit Masturbator
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
hateful temple
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Excitant point
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Vigorous olive legal warrant
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/02/24
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flesh hairraiser indirect expression
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Beta vermilion nibblets yarmulke
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/03/24
...
claret ladyboy
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
brilliant dog poop hominid
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
brilliant dog poop hominid
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Tripping histrionic philosopher-king space
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
well-lubricated antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Cracking Mustard Police Squad Old Irish Cottage
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Aphrodisiac Federal Center New Version
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Exhilarant Insecure Faggotry
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Cerise sanctuary really tough guy
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
hateful temple
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Submissive circlehead
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Vigorous olive legal warrant
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
pale hospital lettuce
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Vigorous olive legal warrant
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
sticky odious hall
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
twinkling swashbuckling casino
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Abusive Indigo Native
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Cordovan razzmatazz parlor
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
big hairless box office
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Curious location skinny woman
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Vigorous olive legal warrant
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Vigorous olive legal warrant
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Excitant point
  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
120
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
hateful temple
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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Trip tank
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Dashing Preventive Strike
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Galvanic background story pozpig
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Jet-lagged Azn
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
sticky odious hall
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
turquoise blood rage
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/14/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
heady chestnut trailer park
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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pale hospital lettuce
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Silver Church Building Sneaky Criminal

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Trip tank



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated antidepressant drug

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated antidepressant drug

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Bossy amethyst brunch foreskin

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Talented plaza hissy fit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Puce spectacular boltzmann

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: violet sound barrier son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Cordovan razzmatazz parlor

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Abusive Indigo Native

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Abusive Indigo Native

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: pale hospital lettuce

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Submissive circlehead

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Charismatic Balding Orchestra Pit Masturbator

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: hateful temple

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Excitant point

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: charcoal theater stage queen of the night

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Vigorous olive legal warrant

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Fragrant ultramarine garrison

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Beta vermilion nibblets yarmulke



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: flesh hairraiser indirect expression



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Beta vermilion nibblets yarmulke

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: flesh hairraiser indirect expression

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Talented plaza hissy fit



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: claret ladyboy



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: indecent beady-eyed stage

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: brilliant dog poop hominid

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: brilliant dog poop hominid

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Tripping histrionic philosopher-king space

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated antidepressant drug

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Cracking Mustard Police Squad Old Irish Cottage

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Federal Center New Version

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Insecure Faggotry

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Cerise sanctuary really tough guy

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: hateful temple

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Submissive circlehead

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous olive legal warrant

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: pale hospital lettuce

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous olive legal warrant

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: insane windowlicker

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: big hairless box office

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: charcoal theater stage queen of the night

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Sable metal national pisswyrm

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: lascivious glassy scourge upon the earth

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: tan low-t mediation step-uncle's house

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Azure reading party gunner

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: big hairless box office

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Cocky effete menage

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: sticky odious hall

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: vibrant dun base

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic honey-headed roast beef senate

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling casino

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Abusive Indigo Native

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Cordovan razzmatazz parlor

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: big hairless box office

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Curious location skinny woman

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Curious location skinny woman

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: pale hospital lettuce

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Galvanic background story pozpig

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Vigorous olive legal warrant

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Vigorous olive legal warrant

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Excitant point

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Galvanic background story pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Curious location skinny woman

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: spruce razzle-dazzle locale

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: violet sound barrier son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: mauve painfully honest heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Wine Goal In Life Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: hateful temple

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Dashing Preventive Strike

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: turquoise blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: salmon immigrant boiling water

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Trip tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing Preventive Strike

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Galvanic background story pozpig

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Azn

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Cocky effete menage

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: sticky odious hall

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling casino

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: turquoise blood rage

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Submissive circlehead

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Slate provocative place of business goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: bronze dead puppy sex offender

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: hateful temple

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Dashing Preventive Strike

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: sadistic gay boistinker whorehouse

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Submissive circlehead

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: multi-colored personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: heady chestnut trailer park

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Trip tank

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: transparent stage useless brakes

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Adventurous Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: sick love of her life coldplay fan

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: arousing degenerate

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: pale hospital lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: sticky odious hall

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: coiffed bat-shit-crazy gas station coffee pot

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mauve painfully honest heaven

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Racy party of the first part

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: salmon immigrant boiling water

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Curious location skinny woman

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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