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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
olive beady-eyed location round eye
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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(who did it)
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which dad tp
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  07/27/25
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: floppy shrine chad

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

lol bro you never forget that.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Buck-toothed Sandwich Resort



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: multi-colored lemon sweet tailpipe box office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle geriatric nibblets

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Passionate Persian

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling shimmering rehab becky



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: White mad cow disease



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy exciting library



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Charismatic place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlor weed whacker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating jap



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating Really Tough Guy Puppy

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: floppy shrine chad



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mustard disgusting lodge

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

Hence “closest”

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: floppy shrine chad



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: mustard disgusting lodge

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Buck-toothed Sandwich Resort

It is what it is.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Therapy Corner

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: metal boltzmann



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Mewling emerald wagecucks theater

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Buck-toothed Sandwich Resort



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Aromatic judgmental athletic conference

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine stage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Titillating deep son of senegal people who are hurt



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Charismatic place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: pearly offensive double fault affirmative action

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine stage

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed location round eye

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: floppy shrine chad



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Filthy Brass Ticket Booth Selfie



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: floppy shrine chad

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse legend pistol

(who did it)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Buck-toothed Sandwich Resort



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Degenerate

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Haunting cuckoldry abode

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated flirting kitty cat

better luck next time!

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