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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: diverse friendly grandma Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Racy Cyan Rigor Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: impressive knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Racy Cyan Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Chartreuse indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Racy Cyan Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Sepia Talented Hell Milk but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: diverse friendly grandma Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: impressive knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: sadistic sable electric furnace hall if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: diverse friendly grandma Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: sadistic sable electric furnace hall jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Motley Therapy Dragon holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Passionate blue lay Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: lascivious shaky gas station checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: diverse friendly grandma It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: exhilarant set Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Fragrant Ticket Booth what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: exhilarant set No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: sadistic sable electric furnace hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Aqua nursing home wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Sepia Talented Hell Milk https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Amber wonderful fat ankles I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Sepia Talented Hell Milk I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470755) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: turquoise trip roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490241) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: cerebral bistre school lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: alcoholic irradiated trailer park Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: pink boyish forum "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: aromatic aquamarine toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49482632) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: tan party of the first part Approved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490026) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: impressive knife Is this XO approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490030) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: diverse friendly grandma It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49490766) |