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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Chest-beating zippy locale
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
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  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Mildly autistic puppy
  12/12/25
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Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
citrine property
  12/12/25
easy
Topaz institution
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
shivering trip pocket flask
  12/12/25
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Motley mother chad
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
snowy center kitty cat
  12/12/25
...
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  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Primrose aromatic volcanic crater turdskin
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
titillating dead knife lay
  12/12/25
...
Chestnut hyperactive keepsake machete nursing home
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Chest-beating zippy locale
  12/12/25
...
heady umber hissy fit affirmative action
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Geriatric brethren
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
startling selfie
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
snowy center kitty cat
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Sick National Newt
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Lime electric site
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
snowy center kitty cat
  12/12/25
tp.
Sick National Newt
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
talented boistinker location
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Lime electric site
  12/12/25
who is that
talented boistinker location
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
shivering trip pocket flask
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
shivering trip pocket flask
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
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  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Lilac Base
  12/12/25
cr
Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
citrine property
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Brass Massive Azn Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Mildly autistic puppy
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Brass Massive Azn Toilet Seat
  12/12/25
...
Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Sticky Parlor Travel Guidebook
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
hilarious cocky locus cuckoldry
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating zippy locale

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Chestnut hyperactive keepsake machete nursing home

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: citrine property

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Topaz institution

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: shivering trip pocket flask

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Motley mother chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: snowy center kitty cat

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: naked macaca theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Primrose aromatic volcanic crater turdskin

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: titillating dead knife lay

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chestnut hyperactive keepsake machete nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating zippy locale

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: heady umber hissy fit affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Geriatric brethren

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: startling selfie

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: snowy center kitty cat

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Sick National Newt

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Lime electric site

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: snowy center kitty cat

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sick National Newt

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: talented boistinker location

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Lime electric site

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: talented boistinker location

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: shivering trip pocket flask

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: shivering trip pocket flask

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Public Bath Bbw

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Lilac Base

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: citrine property

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Brass Massive Azn Toilet Seat

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Brass Massive Azn Toilet Seat

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated concupiscible gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Sticky Parlor Travel Guidebook

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: hilarious cocky locus cuckoldry

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Frozen ultramarine house

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49506164)