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Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
710K
Adventurous Laser Beams
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
yea
Adventurous Laser Beams
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Medicated lascivious clown
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
tan exhilarant pisswyrm becky
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Medicated lascivious clown
  12/18/25
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pearl love of her life partner
  12/18/25
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Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
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Confused sienna newt national
  12/19/25
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Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate
  12/19/25
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Marshall W. Waller
  12/20/25
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FizzKidd
  12/21/25
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Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Anal Big Point Turdskin
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Anal Big Point Turdskin
  12/18/25
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Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
aromatic dilemma
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Arousing slate site
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
aromatic dilemma
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
filthy disgusting regret
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
aromatic dilemma
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Talented boistinker
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Talented boistinker
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Talented boistinker
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
flirting vermilion hell halford
  12/18/25
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Adventurous Laser Beams
  12/18/25
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cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/19/25
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constantscreen the great
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
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odious gunner reading party
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
spruce messiness
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Talented boistinker
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
spruce messiness
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Wang Hernandez
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Mildly autistic indian lodge
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
insane azure menage
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Peach Beta Tank Travel Guidebook
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Exciting address hairy legs
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
electric orange trailer park nibblets
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
flirting vermilion hell halford
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Bateful painfully honest senate friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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Sepia chest-beating heaven elastic band
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
spruce messiness
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
I am atty.
spruce messiness
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Talented boistinker
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Soggy honey-headed lay
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Soggy honey-headed lay
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Louis Poasteur
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
(*)>
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Contagious Old Irish Cottage Space
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
lex
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
lex
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
FizzKidd
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
cowgod
  12/22/25
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cowgod
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
cowgod
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
lex
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
flirting vermilion hell halford
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Sepia chest-beating heaven elastic band
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
flirting vermilion hell halford
  12/18/25
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Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate
  12/19/25
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Balding Blue Yarmulke
  12/19/25
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cowgod
  12/22/25
not enough.
cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/18/25
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black abyss
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Trip Umber Generalized Bond Base
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Talented boistinker
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Medicated lascivious clown
  12/18/25
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harsh diverse sound barrier useless brakes
  12/18/25
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Peach Beta Tank Travel Guidebook
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Trip Umber Generalized Bond Base
  12/19/25
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wanghaf
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Kink-friendly Prole Market
  12/18/25
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pearl love of her life partner
  12/18/25
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cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/18/25
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UN peacekeeper
  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
-$184K
Wonderful shitlib
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Chartreuse double fault
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Mind-boggling ruby ratface
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Confused sienna newt national
  12/19/25
low-200s
white spectacular antidepressant drug public bath
  12/18/25
0
razzle-dazzle mint state
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Mustard Mentally Impaired French Chef
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Indecent thriller principal's office selfie
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Cordovan disrespectful cuckoldry
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Garnet Hall Tattoo
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Cordovan disrespectful cuckoldry
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
lime boyish home toilet seat
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Garnet Hall Tattoo
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Exciting address hairy legs
  12/19/25
thank you
Garnet Hall Tattoo
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
razzmatazz tripping hunting ground faggot firefighter
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
vigorous theatre mad-dog skullcap
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
provocative milk blood rage
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Deranged Death Wish
  12/19/25
what happened
Confused sienna newt national
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Deranged Death Wish
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate
  12/19/25
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Greedy cracking jew feces
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
bisexual autistic depressive
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
odious gunner reading party
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
~~(> ' ' )>
  12/20/25
~$900k
insane azure menage
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
jet nubile idea he suggested toaster
  12/19/25
Wow.
Know-it-all pink mood wagecucks
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
jet nubile idea he suggested toaster
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
cruel-hearted shrine round eye
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
jet nubile idea he suggested toaster
  12/19/25
lol
rambunctious up-to-no-good chapel mother
  12/19/25
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dupa
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Exciting address hairy legs
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Spot
  12/19/25
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Exciting address hairy legs
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Ruddy Heady Corner
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
grizzly organic girlfriend legal warrant
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
domesticated shimmering office mad cow disease
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
,.,,,.
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
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  12/21/25
You sound poor
lime boyish home toilet seat
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
UN peacekeeper
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
judgmental step-uncle's house jap
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Beady-eyed black woman dog poop
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
judgmental step-uncle's house jap
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
yuletide screens a'glowing
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
richard clock
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
cowgod
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
SEND DORA BACK
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Watcher in the Woods
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
black abyss
  12/20/25
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Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/20/25
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richard clock
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
gaped associate azn
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
nude cucumbers
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
nude cucumbers
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
nude cucumbers
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
No Paye No Gain
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
No Paye No Gain
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
No Paye No Gain
  12/21/25
...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
,.,,,.
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Wang Hernandez
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
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  12/21/25
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Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
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  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
hated by life itself
  12/21/25
180 last note
lex
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
bloody benchod bastard
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
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  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
little man
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
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  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
richard clock
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
,.,,,.
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
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  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
black abyss
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
richard clock
  12/23/25
cap gains
Louis Poasteur
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
richard clock
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
black abyss
  12/25/25
~$500k
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Laser Beams

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Laser Beams

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Medicated lascivious clown

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: tan exhilarant pisswyrm becky

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Medicated lascivious clown

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: pearl love of her life partner



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Anal Big Point Turdskin

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Anal Big Point Turdskin

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: aromatic dilemma

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Arousing slate site

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: aromatic dilemma

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: filthy disgusting regret

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: aromatic dilemma

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: flirting vermilion hell halford

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: constantscreen the great



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: odious gunner reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: spruce messiness

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: spruce messiness

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic indian lodge

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: insane azure menage

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Peach Beta Tank Travel Guidebook

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Exciting address hairy legs

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: electric orange trailer park nibblets

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: flirting vermilion hell halford

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful painfully honest senate friendly grandma

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Sepia chest-beating heaven elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: spruce messiness

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: spruce messiness

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Soggy honey-headed lay

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Soggy honey-headed lay

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Louis Poasteur

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Contagious Old Irish Cottage Space

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: lex

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: lex

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: cowgod

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: cowgod

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: lex

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: flirting vermilion hell halford

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sepia chest-beating heaven elastic band

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: flirting vermilion hell halford

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Balding Blue Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Trip Umber Generalized Bond Base

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Talented boistinker

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Medicated lascivious clown

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: harsh diverse sound barrier useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Peach Beta Tank Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Trip Umber Generalized Bond Base

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: wanghaf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole Market

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: pearl love of her life partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Wonderful shitlib

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse double fault

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby ratface

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Confused sienna newt national

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: white spectacular antidepressant drug public bath

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mint state

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Mustard Mentally Impaired French Chef

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Indecent thriller principal's office selfie

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Cordovan disrespectful cuckoldry

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Garnet Hall Tattoo

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cordovan disrespectful cuckoldry

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: lime boyish home toilet seat

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Garnet Hall Tattoo

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Exciting address hairy legs

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Garnet Hall Tattoo

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz tripping hunting ground faggot firefighter

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: vigorous theatre mad-dog skullcap

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: provocative milk blood rage

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Deranged Death Wish

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Confused sienna newt national

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Deranged Death Wish

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Misunderstood slippery rigpig doctorate

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Greedy cracking jew feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bisexual autistic depressive

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: odious gunner reading party

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: insane azure menage

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: jet nubile idea he suggested toaster

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all pink mood wagecucks

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: jet nubile idea he suggested toaster

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted shrine round eye

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: jet nubile idea he suggested toaster

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: rambunctious up-to-no-good chapel mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Exciting address hairy legs

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Haunted Graveyard Spot

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Exciting address hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Heady Corner

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: grizzly organic girlfriend legal warrant

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: domesticated shimmering office mad cow disease

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: lime boyish home toilet seat

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: judgmental step-uncle's house jap

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed black woman dog poop

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: judgmental step-uncle's house jap

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: yuletide screens a'glowing

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: richard clock

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: cowgod

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: SEND DORA BACK

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Watcher in the Woods

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: gaped associate azn

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: nude cucumbers

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: nude cucumbers

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: nude cucumbers

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: hated by life itself

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: lex

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: White Shoe & Magic Circle, TP

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: bloody benchod bastard

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: little man

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: richard clock

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: richard clock

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: richard clock

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49538879)