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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
insecure foreskin
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
insecure foreskin
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
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  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine
  01/05/26
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Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
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  01/06/26
Tons of blow
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  01/06/26
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Pale Shrine
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
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  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Irradiated Becky
  01/06/26
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onyx field
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
lake box office cuck
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Zombie-like bronze business firm
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
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Pink point
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
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  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Zombie-like bronze business firm
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
buff mewling masturbator locus
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Zombie-like bronze business firm
  01/06/26
Lmao
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  01/06/26
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This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: insecure foreskin

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: insecure foreskin

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Pale Shrine



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Becky

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: onyx field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: lake box office cuck

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like bronze business firm

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: lake box office cuck

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Zombie-like bronze business firm

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: buff mewling masturbator locus

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like bronze business firm

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Plaza Dopamine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Adventurous bonkers casino



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: ruddy corn cake

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: insecure foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49566761)