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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Flatulent juggernaut
  01/13/26
...
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
bright space
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Bat-shit-crazy green lay
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
amethyst dingle berry
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
outnumbered nursing home
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white rigpig
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Vigorous drunken useless brakes
  01/13/26
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Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Soggy Temple
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Transparent faggotry
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
crystalline sex offender
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
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white rigpig
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Frozen well-lubricated hall marketing idea
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Spectacular cruise ship
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
at-the-ready office
  01/13/26
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fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  01/13/26
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Vermilion Police Squad
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white rigpig
  01/13/26
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Spectacular cruise ship
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slimy shimmering liquid oxygen parlor
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
Vigorous drunken useless brakes
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
amethyst dingle berry
  01/13/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
crawly ultramarine bbw digit ratio
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
amethyst dingle berry
  01/13/26
...
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
...
at-the-ready office
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
pea-brained passionate den
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
pea-brained passionate den
  01/13/26
ghastly
white rigpig
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
pea-brained passionate den
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Vigorous drunken useless brakes
  01/13/26
...
Vermilion Police Squad
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Spectacular cruise ship
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Transparent faggotry
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Frozen well-lubricated hall marketing idea
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
mind-boggling kink-friendly national
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Transparent faggotry
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Flatulent juggernaut

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bright space

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy green lay

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: amethyst dingle berry

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: outnumbered nursing home

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: white rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken useless brakes

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Soggy Temple

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Transparent faggotry

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: crystalline sex offender

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: white rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Frozen well-lubricated hall marketing idea

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready office

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: fragrant federal orchestra pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: white rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: slimy shimmering liquid oxygen parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken useless brakes

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: amethyst dingle berry

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586635)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: crawly ultramarine bbw digit ratio

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: amethyst dingle berry

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: pea-brained passionate den

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: pea-brained passionate den

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: white rigpig

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: pea-brained passionate den

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Vigorous drunken useless brakes

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Vermilion Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Transparent faggotry

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Frozen well-lubricated hall marketing idea

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling kink-friendly national

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Transparent faggotry

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49587079)