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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency
  04/20/26
tim apple
sepia office ratface
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red glittery nursing home
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abnormal talented depressive telephone
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greedy provocative field goyim
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Ran here
Apoplectic menage
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency
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lemon demanding candlestick maker stag film
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
ruddy doobsian university quadroon
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Confused tan incel
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i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
know-it-all opaque theatre juggernaut
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vermilion jet-lagged dragon rehab
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
laughsome brindle market athletic conference
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
brilliant address
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
laughsome brindle market athletic conference
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
arousing principal's office immigrant
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
outnumbered maize school cafeteria
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
outnumbered maize school cafeteria
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
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yes
Citrine disturbing circlehead
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
know-it-all opaque theatre juggernaut
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
abnormal talented depressive telephone
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
outnumbered maize school cafeteria
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
brilliant address
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
ruddy doobsian university quadroon
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
Irradiated Rambunctious Hairy Legs Station
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
Razzle Nubile Senate Digit Ratio
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
Cruel-hearted spectacular plaza death wish
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
Dull Degenerate Police Squad
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
Cruel-hearted spectacular plaza death wish
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
Dull Degenerate Police Squad
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
Fragrant Fuchsia Philosopher-king Alpha
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
Dull Degenerate Police Squad
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: sepia office ratface

tim apple

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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: red glittery nursing home



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: abnormal talented depressive telephone



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: greedy provocative field goyim



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic menage

Ran here

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: lemon demanding candlestick maker stag film



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: ruddy doobsian university quadroon

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Confused tan incel



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: know-it-all opaque theatre juggernaut

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: vermilion jet-lagged dragon rehab



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome brindle market athletic conference

They're going to pivot to an AI company

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: brilliant address

theyre too far behind everyone now

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: laughsome brindle market athletic conference

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: arousing principal's office immigrant

Replaced by Temu CEO

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: outnumbered maize school cafeteria

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: outnumbered maize school cafeteria

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: chest-beating motley tanning salon

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Citrine disturbing circlehead

yes

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: know-it-all opaque theatre juggernaut

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: abnormal talented depressive telephone

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: appetizing sticky trailer park international law enforcement agency

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: outnumbered maize school cafeteria

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: brilliant address

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: ruddy doobsian university quadroon

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Irradiated Rambunctious Hairy Legs Station

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Razzle Nubile Senate Digit Ratio

jews: not another goy!

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular plaza death wish

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Dull Degenerate Police Squad

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Carmine Aggressive Pit Stain

(Apple's new CEO)

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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular plaza death wish

The did before the SoC transition iirc

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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Dull Degenerate Police Squad

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Fuchsia Philosopher-king Alpha

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Dull Degenerate Police Squad

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310481#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Dull Degenerate Police Squad

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

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