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Craziest pick up line I’ve ever come up with actually works
| Fresh Mango | 10/03/24 |
| bcs | 10/03/24 |
| ;;;..........;.;.;.;.;.;.;.,,;.;.,,,;.;. | 10/03/24 |
| piv | 10/03/24 |
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| hours-hungry BILLPIG | 10/03/24 |
| cock of michael obama | 10/03/24 |
| piv | 10/03/24 |
| Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard | 10/03/24 |
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| Phil A. Oafish | 10/03/24 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Fresh Mango I’ve gone up to 1000 girls with this line and it’s been my most successful. I usually go up to chicks wearing short shorts and nice legs. I rub my hands together and I ask “can I cleannnn your ass?”
I think it’s so creepy that they’re like wtf and laugh. One even rolled her eyes and said “sure lol”.
Then you play it off and talk about other stuff. 180 ice breaker |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 2:37 PM Author: bcs (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159678) |
Date: October 3rd, 2024 2:34 PM Author: ;;;..........;.;.;.;.;.;.;.,,;.;.,,,;.;. Subject: Quick Funny Quick funny. I'm a grandfather now and have two daughters. When one was in college, I was visiting her in college to drop off some stuff and helping out with a Halloween party and I met her roommate.
She was wearing stockings, and when I realized that she was, I didn't look at her. At all. My daughter saw that I was uncomfortable but quickly figured out why. She then did everything in her power to make me more uncomfortable. Truly rotten of her.
When I gave her a silent message/communicating that I hated her and I knew what she was doing... blah, blah, blah. At the end, when she hugged me, she whispered in my ear that she was getting even for some of the rotten things I did to embarrass her when she discovered boys.
That genuinely made me a proud dad that she was that evil. She is a rotten kid, and I love her for it. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:55 PM Author: piv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48160055) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 2:40 PM Author: sph Where in earth did you find 1000 chicks in short shorts with good legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159704) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 2:59 PM Author: piv Lots of girls like this in manhattan, you can also ask them if they'll go out to lunch with you for $500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159807) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:04 PM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159824) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:05 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159829) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:05 PM Author: piv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159830) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard for our autistic brothers, please, do not try this irl, you will be assaulted and then arrested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159846) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:16 PM Author: In (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48159892) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 3:56 PM Author: piv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48160057) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 4:00 PM Author: In (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48160071) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 4:08 PM Author: Phil A. Oafish It works because it causes them to involuntarily clench their sphincter upon hearing it, which stimulates their pussy and puts them in a good mood. Anything you say after that doesn’t really matter. At that point they’re receptive and compliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48160112) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 4:09 PM Author: ,.,,.,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,. Wear a Federal Booty Inspector shirt too so they take you seriously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605859&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48160117) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2024 4:15 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Follow them into a public restroom and ask "want some company?"
I have personally found that, very often, the answer is "yes"! |