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Salesforce SHITCANS 8K employees

sounds like they should learn to code more better. also, lo...
Impertinent Transparent Nursing Home
  01/04/23
They have $30 b in revenue. Learn to read a 10-K
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It was never clear to me what this company did or what a cus...
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Salesforce does 31bn in revenue.
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Where is your revenue number from? Google shows them with ab...
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A shop like that....the 80k "employees" are 40k In...
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real first world swe employee here (TC: 200k), I got laid of...
olive haunting chapel
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Sorry for your lots. That’s amazing severance. When w...
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I already had plans to spend most of March traveling, probab...
olive haunting chapel
  01/05/23
just apply to the same place in 6 months. one weird trick
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My neighbor is one of the ones getting laid off. Shithead us...
Ruddy Haunted Graveyard
  01/05/23
Do you live in the Gay Area?
Irate Wrinkle
  01/05/23
Working at Salesforce is way better than working at Tesla
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Impressive real estate by Bryant Park
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Redditors are PISSED https://www.reddit.com/r/salesforce/co...
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I know a solutions engineer making roughly 250K before bonus...
azure mind-boggling lodge genital piercing
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A good solutions engineer is worth it, they basically do the...
Poppy factory reset button whorehouse
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Hitler's solution engineers
irradiated theater stage masturbator
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lol @ salesforce fags and their "ohana"
blathering national
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"ohana" LJL
Poppy factory reset button whorehouse
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This is not a case of overhiring. This is a case of pleasing...
azure mind-boggling lodge genital piercing
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70k of those employees are located in India or the Philippin...
electric party of the first part
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Knew a girl who graduated from u of Oregon in 2014 & sal...
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obv no azn guys
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Only this is certain.
Talented bipolar half-breed
  01/06/23
80K employees seems to be a bit much
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gedood persoon
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OP’s revenue number is off by a factor of 10
Twisted tripping meetinghouse
  01/05/23
was OP was of those laid off salesforce employees?
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Salesforce has been reportedly paying Matthew McConaughey $1...
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Ass Sunstein
  11/19/24
Good hopefully Hubspot is next
Anton Chigur
  11/19/24
stock was $140 when this thread was made, now its $323
AZNgirl Senator voting Yes on Trump's Nominees
  11/19/24
That's all due to McConaughey.
Ass Sunstein
  11/19/24
who? the actor?
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Yeah, see above. His insights must have paid off.
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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:19 PM
Author: Impertinent Transparent Nursing Home

sounds like they should learn to code more better. also, lol @ a company with only $2.65 billion in annual revenues having an 80K workforce. 1 employee for every $33K in revenue is a bit much:

Salesforce lays off around 8,000 in one of tech’s biggest cuts in years

Salesforce will cut around 10% of its nearly 80,000-person workforce in one of the biggest rounds of tech layoffs in years.

The cloud computing giant, which is San Francisco’s largest private employer, also plans to close an unspecified number of offices after growing too much during the pandemic, according to a regulatory filing.

“As our revenue accelerated through the pandemic, we hired too many people leading into this economic downturn we’re now facing, and I take responsibility for that,” Co-CEO Marc Benioff wrote in a letter to employees that was shared publicly. “The environment remains challenging and our customers are taking a more measured approach to their purchasing decisions.”

It isn’t clear how many of Salesforce’s roughly 10,000 San Francisco employees will be affected, but the move is another blow to the city’s struggling downtown core and office market, where vacancy is a record-high 27%, according to real estate brokerage CBRE. The company has offices in its namesake Salesforce Tower, the city’s tallest building, along with two nearby high-rises, where it had already been shedding space during the pandemic.

California officials have not yet received a notice from Salesforce on how many statewide layoffs are planned, the state Employment Development Department said.

Salesforce previously laid off hundreds of salespeople late last year, and its new round of layoffs are far larger, dwarfed only by Meta’s 11,000 layoffs in the tech industry in recent months. Downsizing has been widespread, hitting giants such as Amazon — which reportedly could lay off as many as 20,000 people, though the company has not confirmed a specific number — as well as Oracle, Cisco and Intel, along with smaller firms including Chime, Coinbase and Asana.

Salesforce expects to spend between $1.4 billion and $2.1 billion in expenses related to the layoffs, and expects to complete the process by the end of the company’s 2024 fiscal year at the end of January 2024. Affected U.S. workers will receive a minimum of almost five months of pay and health benefits. The company’s workforce grew by more than a third during the pandemic.

A wave of top executives are also departing, including Co-CEO Bret Taylor, whose resignation is effective at the end of the month. Slack CEO Stewart Butterfield is also leaving this month, after Salesforce bought the messaging company for $27.7 billion in 2021.

“This is a smart poker move by Benioff to preserve margins in an uncertain backdrop as the company clearly overbuilt out its organization over the past few years along with the rest of the tech sector with a slowdown now on the horizon,” Wedbush Securities tech analyst Dan Ives wrote in a research note on Wednesday.

Experts, including ZipRecruiter’s chief labor economist Julia Pollak, had predicted that layoffs, particularly in tech, would continue into the new year, a time when many company reassess their finances and make cuts.

Pollak tweeted that while many CEOs, including Benioff, have said recent layoffs were the result of overly aggressive hiring during the last couple years, that wasn’t necessarily the case. Instead, Pollak said, it makes sense for tech companies to say they took advantage of “a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to expand market share, with so many people online” during the pandemic.

Salesforce shares were up over 3% during Wednesday trading.

Ted Egan, San Francisco’s chief economist, said the wave of tech layoffs was a sign of an economic slowdown, but the city’s labor market has shown resiliency after months of steady job growth and many layoffs are happening outside the region — even with Bay Area-headquartered companies. The city’s unemployment rate was a minuscule 2.3% in November, according to state figures. San Francisco and San Mateo counties added a combined 4,100 jobs in the month, including 600 jobs in the tech-heavy information sector. December data is expected in two weeks.

“That data is really healthy” with “no signs of a recession,” Egan said. “There’s clearly a sign of cooling.”

Robbie Silver of the nonprofit Downtown San Francisco Partnership business group said the news of yet another large layoff once again links the city with tech job losses and could make the downtown area less attractive to small businesses.

“It makes us realize now more than ever that downtown S.F. needs to diversify its economic portfolio, and quickly.” Silver said. “We as a downtown cannot rely on a monoeconomic industry like tech.”

While Salesforce has said it plans to close offices as part of the layoffs, it was not clear exactly what the job cuts might mean for the company’s remote work policy implemented during the pandemic.

Benioff has recently raised concerns over the productivity of employees hired remotely during the pandemic, implying that the flexible office policy might be to blame, according to Zoe Schiffer of the Platformer newsletter.

But the economic blow of further job losses in San Francisco and in the Bay Area will be softened, Egan said, because many workers were already remote at least part-time, meaning they weren’t spending as much time and money downtown.

“I think the impact of the loss will be more muted, but we will feel it,” he said. “The economy is going to slow. I don’t have fundamental worries.”

https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/Salesforce-lays-off-around-8-000-in-one-of-17694330.php

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Date: January 12th, 2023 5:23 PM
Author: flushed self-centered marketing idea

They have $30 b in revenue. Learn to read a 10-K

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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Thriller Area French Chef

It was never clear to me what this company did or what a customer resource dashboard is or whatever they do.

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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:41 PM
Author: Irate Wrinkle

It’s layers upon layers of bullshit useless abstracted front ends

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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:42 PM
Author: Submissive stag film



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:34 PM
Author: curious dark office queen of the night



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Date: January 5th, 2023 7:02 PM
Author: indigo jew



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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: mint exciting church building

Salesforce does 31bn in revenue.

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Date: January 5th, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: glassy school cafeteria



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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:45 PM
Author: Unholy space

Where is your revenue number from? Google shows them with about 7-8B a quarter in revenues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264990&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45742628)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: sadistic fragrant quadroon dilemma

A shop like that....the 80k "employees" are 40k Indians making $10 a day and 20k sales people in the US making minimum wage + commission and generating like shit in commissions -- sales is a pyramid scheme where fresh out of college losers pitch their parents. They have probably 20k "real" first world employees.



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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:10 PM
Author: olive haunting chapel

real first world swe employee here (TC: 200k), I got laid off yesterday probably because I had been re-orged into a redundant team last year

I didn't like the new team and they gave me ~8 months severance so I'm pretty content with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264990&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45746029)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: Big abusive site

Sorry for your lots. That’s amazing severance. When will you start looking?

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Date: January 5th, 2023 6:58 PM
Author: olive haunting chapel

I already had plans to spend most of March traveling, probably won't bother looking until after that.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: lavender stage

just apply to the same place in 6 months. one weird trick

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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Hehehe. We have a Wealth Management business that is basically morons out of college selling stocks to their parents. The parents and family are like their only clients. 80% are out of the profession in 3-4 years. That said, other 20% basically become millionaires by mid career. If you are scummy enough it's a legit 7 figure profession....

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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Haunted Graveyard

My neighbor is one of the ones getting laid off. Shithead used to brag about his job nonstop like he was working at Apple or Tesla or something. It’s 180 seeing him get booted.

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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:13 PM
Author: Irate Wrinkle

Do you live in the Gay Area?

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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse

Working at Salesforce is way better than working at Tesla

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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage masturbator

Impressive real estate by Bryant Park

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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible buff property

Redditors are PISSED

https://www.reddit.com/r/salesforce/comments/103zjqn/found_on_linkedin_salesforce_laying_off_10_of/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264990&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45746045)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: azure mind-boggling lodge genital piercing

I know a solutions engineer making roughly 250K before bonuses

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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse

A good solutions engineer is worth it, they basically do the work of an account executive too

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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated theater stage masturbator

Hitler's solution engineers

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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:08 PM
Author: blathering national

lol @ salesforce fags and their "ohana"

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Date: January 5th, 2023 3:08 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse

"ohana" LJL

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:00 PM
Author: azure mind-boggling lodge genital piercing

This is not a case of overhiring. This is a case of pleasing billionaire investors to get stock to rise.

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: electric party of the first part

70k of those employees are located in India or the Philippines

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: rebellious tanning salon

Knew a girl who graduated from u of Oregon in 2014 & salesforce basically hired her whole sorority, they all moved to sf and did who knows what there

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome magenta people who are hurt national security agency

obv no azn guys

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Date: January 6th, 2023 3:06 AM
Author: Talented bipolar half-breed

Only this is certain.

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:08 PM
Author: Laughsome magenta people who are hurt national security agency

80K employees seems to be a bit much

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: chrome doctorate

180

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse

Slack, the business-oriented chat service owned by San Francisco tech behemoth Salesforce, is reportedly conducting layoffs a day after its parent company announced that it will be decimating its staff in the coming weeks.

Wow, excellent use of "decimating"

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:12 PM
Author: Aromatic casino



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:34 PM
Author: curious dark office queen of the night



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:44 AM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse



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Date: January 12th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse



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Date: January 12th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: flushed self-centered marketing idea



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Date: January 12th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: honey-headed hell



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: gedood persoon



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Twisted tripping meetinghouse

OP’s revenue number is off by a factor of 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264990&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45747188)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 7:02 PM
Author: glassy school cafeteria

was OP was of those laid off salesforce employees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264990&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45747675)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:44 PM
Author: Poppy factory reset button whorehouse

🚮

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: carmine at-the-ready degenerate jap

Salesforce has been reportedly paying Matthew McConaughey $10 million a year to act as a 'creative adviser' despite laying off 8,000 employees last month

https://www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-reportedly-paying-mcconaughey-millions-despite-layoffs-2023-2

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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

lmao 180

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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Anton Chigur

Good hopefully Hubspot is next

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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: AZNgirl Senator voting Yes on Trump's Nominees

stock was $140 when this thread was made, now its $323

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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

That's all due to McConaughey.

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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: AZNgirl Senator voting Yes on Trump's Nominees

who? the actor?

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Date: November 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Yeah, see above. His insights must have paid off.

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Date: November 19th, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Netflix CTO

“That’s what I love about churning email girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

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