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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
boyish henna idiot
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Electric chartreuse stag film black woman
  12/03/13
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Balding dopamine abode
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garnet regret pit
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know-it-all property
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Insanely Creepy Knife School
  10/19/21
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maine is 180
  10/02/24
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know-it-all property
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
boyish henna idiot
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Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
underrated
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
honey-headed autistic garrison bbw
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
honey-headed autistic garrison bbw
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Plum Trip Area Doctorate
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
boyish henna idiot
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maize excitant jewess cruise ship
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Talking red brunch ratface
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garnet regret pit
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Insanely Creepy Knife School
  10/19/21
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khaki racy principal's office
  12/03/13
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Tripping offensive center
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vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen
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Green aromatic legend puppy
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fucking genius
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/03/13
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judgmental rusted locus
  12/04/13
180
Blathering alpha
  12/06/13
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mildly autistic indigo cuckoldry
  07/06/14
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magenta field
  10/16/14
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onyx sandwich base
  11/13/14
18000000
unhinged mediation persian
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
glassy parlor
  01/13/15
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Tripping offensive center
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Exhilarant Nudist Senate
  02/28/16
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blue heady forum
  12/14/16
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garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
Lol
Effete round eye
  03/25/17
...
Talking red brunch ratface
  04/16/17
easter bump
garnet regret pit
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outnumbered duck-like rehab
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
garnet regret pit
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ruby shrine
  10/10/17
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startled 180 lodge
  11/28/17
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garnet regret pit
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garnet regret pit
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boyish henna idiot
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outnumbered duck-like rehab
  04/21/19
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garnet regret pit
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garnet regret pit
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garnet regret pit
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garnet regret pit
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
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saffron stock car set
  03/15/22
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garnet regret pit
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maine is 180
  10/02/24
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
boyish henna idiot
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
boyish henna idiot
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...
filthy spot weed whacker
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
contagious community account casino
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magenta field
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
gay chapel turdskin
  08/25/15
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Rebellious trust fund
  11/28/17
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mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
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garnet regret pit
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July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
know-it-all property
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
boyish henna idiot
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...
garnet regret pit
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
boyish henna idiot
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Electric chartreuse stag film black woman
  12/03/13
...
Dashing Home
  11/02/16
...
cowardly spectacular station
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May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
boyish henna idiot
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lolololol
Primrose orchestra pit
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180!!
Aphrodisiac public bath
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
metal location gaping
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...
cowardly spectacular station
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...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Talking red brunch ratface
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...
Primrose orchestra pit
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...
Aphrodisiac public bath
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Learning Disabled Violet Hall Love Of Her Life
  12/03/13
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Irradiated plaza boiling water
  12/03/13
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Tantric really tough guy
  12/03/13
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vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen
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...
Nofapping market
  12/03/13
this is very good.
chocolate odious elastic band
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...
Supple mustard institution mood
  07/30/14
...
know-it-all property
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39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
boyish henna idiot
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Tripping offensive center
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garnet regret pit
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...
maine is 180
  10/02/24
do more please
Greedy queen of the night corner
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
talented nowag tattoo
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Primrose orchestra pit
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...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/03/13
...
geriatric buff meetinghouse
  08/29/14
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boyish henna idiot
  04/03/15
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garnet regret pit
  04/16/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
charismatic selfie
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Wild Crackhouse Faggot Firefighter
  12/03/13
...
hairraiser gaped business firm dragon
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
boyish henna idiot
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...
motley pocket flask step-uncle's house
  12/03/13
jfc
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
no, jfk
boyish henna idiot
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know-it-all property
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misanthropic parlour
  02/19/23
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garnet regret pit
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Pearly stage
  03/29/20
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
boyish henna idiot
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
boyish henna idiot
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...
floppy dull point candlestick maker
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filthy spot weed whacker
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July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
Nofapping market
  12/03/13
...
magenta field
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
Tripping offensive center
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...
know-it-all property
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
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...
talented nowag tattoo
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April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Nofapping market
  12/03/13
subtle
Primrose orchestra pit
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Nofapping market
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
magical sticky background story box office
  09/17/15
oh man
Dashing Home
  11/02/16
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
floppy dull point candlestick maker
  11/03/20
...
Green aromatic legend puppy
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
bright filthpig telephone
  12/03/13
...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/03/13
...
garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
talented nowag tattoo
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...
garnet regret pit
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Electric chartreuse stag film black woman
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/03/13
...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/03/13
ty bro.
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
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...
Primrose orchestra pit
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180
orange shivering stage party of the first part
  12/04/13
...
Mauve Foreskin Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/12/13
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geriatric buff meetinghouse
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
judgmental rusted locus
  12/03/13
...
floppy dull point candlestick maker
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
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...
Primrose orchestra pit
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...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
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Cracking beta national roommate
  07/31/20
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
boyish henna idiot
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talented nowag tattoo
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...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/03/13
...
gold whorehouse sex offender
  12/05/13
Underrated
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
...
Effete round eye
  03/25/17
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
lascivious shitlib bawdyhouse
  02/08/18
...
garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
hilarious state
  10/19/21
...
hilarious state
  03/15/22
...
hilarious state
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
180
Soul-stirring Range Volcanic Crater
  07/06/14
...
Vivacious indian lodge antidepressant drug
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Big-titted private investor hissy fit
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Big-titted private investor hissy fit
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
boyish henna idiot
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...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
Bipolar preventive strike theater
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Bipolar preventive strike theater
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Bipolar preventive strike theater
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Bipolar preventive strike theater
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
maine is 180
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/03/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/21/13
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
...
judgmental rusted locus
  12/03/13
180
Stubborn impressive sneaky criminal gunner
  06/07/14
...
territorial jet-lagged famous landscape painting sanctuary
  11/13/14
...
Cracking beta national roommate
  07/31/20
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
floppy dull point candlestick maker
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/03/13
...
boyish henna idiot
  01/13/15
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
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garnet regret pit
  05/09/20
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
boyish henna idiot
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
metal location gaping
  12/05/13
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
umber laughsome incel library
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Histrionic Kitchen Crotch
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/03/13
...
orange shivering stage party of the first part
  12/04/13
...
bright filthpig telephone
  12/04/13
lol
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
provocative dilemma
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Peach diverse piazza
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Soul-stirring Range Volcanic Crater
  07/06/14
...
bateful jet stead
  01/13/15
...
boyish henna idiot
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
Zippy Gas Station French Chef
  03/27/17
wrong
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
boyish henna idiot
  12/04/13
...
motley pocket flask step-uncle's house
  12/05/13
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
boyish henna idiot
  12/04/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/04/13
i'm dying
amethyst site
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
I think so too
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
bright filthpig telephone
  12/11/13
...
territorial jet-lagged famous landscape painting sanctuary
  11/13/14
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/04/13
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
naked marvelous resort
  12/04/13
lol
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/04/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
razzmatazz affirmative action university
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
very tactful out-of-control menage
  12/04/13
...
Balding dopamine abode
  04/20/14
lol
boyish henna idiot
  11/28/17
...
Rebellious trust fund
  11/28/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
hilarious state
  03/15/22
...
Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
jfc
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
bright filthpig telephone
  12/11/13
lmao 180
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
...
garnet regret pit
  06/05/19
LMAO
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat
  12/05/13
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Swollen Haunted Graveyard
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
nice
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
...
Frisky Potus
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
180
Talking red brunch ratface
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
180
Talking red brunch ratface
  12/05/13
...
Low-t Clown Karate
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
garnet regret pit
  03/27/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
Doobsian native
  12/05/13
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
Yapping at-the-ready gaming laptop
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
stimulating iridescent house brethren
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
180
Talking red brunch ratface
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/05/13
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/11/13
...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/12/13
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen
  12/05/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
i loved this one
razzle space
  12/06/13
ty brother
vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen
  12/11/13
180
boyish henna idiot
  06/03/14
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
180
Talking red brunch ratface
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
razzmatazz affirmative action university
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/12/13
Excellent.
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
talented nowag tattoo
  12/21/13
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
...
boyish henna idiot
  10/03/14
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/05/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
lol
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
Best in class
vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen
  12/05/13
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/11/13
...
geriatric buff meetinghouse
  08/29/14
I lol'd
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
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blue heady forum
  12/14/16
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Frisky Potus
  03/25/17
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
180
Big pisswyrm
  03/27/17
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/05/13
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Primrose orchestra pit
  12/11/13
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white den laser beams
  12/11/13
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floppy dull point candlestick maker
  06/30/14
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geriatric buff meetinghouse
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
...
Razzle-dazzle rigor school cafeteria
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/05/13
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
razzmatazz affirmative action university
  08/29/14
...
Frisky Potus
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
floppy dull point candlestick maker
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
Stirring cuck theater stage
  12/05/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
boyish henna idiot
  12/05/13
R O F L
Talking red brunch ratface
  12/06/13
...
Appetizing salmon locale messiness
  12/06/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/06/13
180
floppy dull point candlestick maker
  06/30/14
...
blue heady forum
  12/14/16
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Angry translucent nursing home associate
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
boyish henna idiot
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
boyish henna idiot
  12/07/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
bright filthpig telephone
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
provocative dilemma
  12/11/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/11/13
...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
bright filthpig telephone
  12/11/13
...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/11/13
...
garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
bright filthpig telephone
  12/11/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/12/13
...
garnet regret pit
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
boyish henna idiot
  12/11/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Big-titted private investor hissy fit
  12/18/13
...
talented nowag tattoo
  12/18/13
...
magenta field
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Citrine church building
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
talented nowag tattoo
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
fuchsia arousing lay
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
boyish henna idiot
  04/19/14
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
boyish henna idiot
  04/19/14
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
maine is 180
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
boyish henna idiot
  04/19/14
...
Slippery Church
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
boyish henna idiot
  04/20/14
lol
talented nowag tattoo
  08/20/14
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  10/02/14
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
boyish henna idiot
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
talented nowag tattoo
  08/20/14
...
Blathering alpha
  06/03/14
...
Supple mustard institution mood
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
boyish henna idiot
  07/06/14
...
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
Supple mustard institution mood
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
talented nowag tattoo
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Hyperactive Hell
  08/20/14
...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
talented nowag tattoo
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
Curious office
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
Aphrodisiac public bath
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
Aphrodisiac public bath
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
talented nowag tattoo
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
tcr
talented nowag tattoo
  10/02/14
both are 180
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
nice
talented nowag tattoo
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
talented nowag tattoo
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
talented nowag tattoo
  10/02/14
180
gold whorehouse sex offender
  10/02/14
180 find
Supple mustard institution mood
  10/03/14
180
Disrespectful Faggotry Yarmulke
  01/13/15
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
Learning Disabled Violet Hall Love Of Her Life
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
Flirting ladyboy
  08/09/15
...
Nofapping market
  08/10/15
LOL
Effete round eye
  09/17/15
...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  10/21/16
...
Effete round eye
  11/28/17
...
Rose thriller son of senegal
  10/24/16
...
blue heady forum
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
Frisky Potus
  03/25/17
...
garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
...
Pale People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire
  03/25/17
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crystalline friendly grandma partner
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
outnumbered duck-like rehab
  04/21/19
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boyish henna idiot
  05/15/19
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Nubile national security agency
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vibrant fat ankles cumskin
  03/05/20
...
garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
...
Cracking beta national roommate
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
Cracking beta national roommate
  12/26/20
...
hilarious state
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
hilarious state
  10/19/21
...
Alcoholic spruce hospital blood rage
  03/15/22
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Talking red brunch ratface
  11/08/22
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cruel-hearted internal respiration
  02/19/23
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
boyish henna idiot
  10/02/14
...
talented nowag tattoo
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
garnet regret pit
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
boyish henna idiot
  10/03/14
...
magenta field
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
Supple mustard institution mood
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
magenta field
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
talented nowag tattoo
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
magenta field
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
talented nowag tattoo
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
talented nowag tattoo
  10/16/14
...
magenta field
  10/16/14
...
Talking red brunch ratface
  08/19/16
...
Frisky Potus
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
boyish henna idiot
  12/06/14
lol
boyish henna idiot
  04/10/15
lol again
boyish henna idiot
  02/28/16
lol again
boyish henna idiot
  07/13/20
yup
boyish henna idiot
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
boyish henna idiot
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
boyish henna idiot
  01/13/15
I lol'd
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
boyish henna idiot
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
boyish henna idiot
  01/13/15
...
talented nowag tattoo
  02/10/15
...
coral godawful jap
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
boyish henna idiot
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
razzle space
  02/04/15
...
talented nowag tattoo
  02/10/15
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
magenta field
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
razzle space
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
Tripping offensive center
  09/17/15
...
lemon coffee pot
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
magenta field
  08/06/15
...
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
lascivious shitlib bawdyhouse
  08/07/15
...
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  08/10/15
...
Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
boyish henna idiot
  10/20/15
...
razzle space
  10/20/15
cr
gay chapel turdskin
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
beady-eyed boltzmann
  02/28/16
...
Talking red brunch ratface
  04/03/16
...
boyish henna idiot
  09/23/16
...
Dashing Home
  11/02/16
...
boyish henna idiot
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Talking red brunch ratface
  04/03/16
...
Dashing Home
  11/02/16
...
cowardly spectacular station
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
wonderful temple quadroon
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
boyish henna idiot
  09/23/16
...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  10/21/16
...
shaky ticket booth giraffe
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
boyish henna idiot
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
boyish henna idiot
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
Flirting ladyboy
  12/13/16
180
boyish henna idiot
  12/13/16
...
comical jade tanning salon indirect expression
  12/14/16
...
magenta field
  03/25/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
...
hilarious state
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
Flirting ladyboy
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
splenetic double fault
  01/26/17
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
magenta field
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
garnet regret pit
  03/25/17
...
Primrose orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  03/27/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
razzmatazz affirmative action university
  03/27/17
...
garnet regret pit
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
Zippy Gas Station French Chef
  03/27/17
...
bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe address
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
boyish henna idiot
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
boyish henna idiot
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
boyish henna idiot
  11/28/17
...
Rebellious trust fund
  11/28/17
...
Rebellious trust fund
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
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1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
...
know-it-all property
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
mind-boggling azure rigpig
  12/15/17
...
maize excitant jewess cruise ship
  08/16/18
...
garnet regret pit
  03/29/18
...
Irate cerebral
  04/26/18
...
cowardly spectacular station
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
boyish henna idiot
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Plum Trip Area Doctorate
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
boyish henna idiot
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
boyish henna idiot
  06/03/19
...
Slippery Church
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
sickened titillating striped hyena heaven
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
boyish henna idiot
  10/06/19
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garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
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garnet regret pit
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
Concupiscible amber ape
  03/05/20
...
Avocado generalized bond halford
  03/29/20
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garnet regret pit
  03/06/20
...
coral godawful jap
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat
  03/10/20
...
Pungent Misunderstood Goal In Life
  03/29/20
...
garnet regret pit
  04/18/20
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Cyan
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
boyish henna idiot
  07/24/20
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know-it-all property
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
boyish henna idiot
  07/31/20
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Plum Trip Area Doctorate
  11/03/20
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cowardly spectacular station
  12/26/20
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mentally impaired idea he suggested
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1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
Doobsian native
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat
  10/07/21
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swashbuckling anal useless brakes
  10/19/21
...
maroon coldplay fan
  03/15/22
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know-it-all property
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
glittery kink-friendly hunting ground
  03/20/22
...
Pea-brained sound barrier
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
boyish henna idiot
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Plum Trip Area Doctorate
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
boyish henna idiot
  12/08/22
...
silver massive depressive milk
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
twisted travel guidebook
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
silver massive depressive milk
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
boyish henna idiot
  12/11/22
...
twinkling fragrant dog poop international law enforcement agency
  03/09/23
...
garnet regret pit
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
hilarious state
  06/22/23
...
Adventurous
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
boyish henna idiot
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
boyish henna idiot
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Electric chartreuse stag film black woman

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Balding dopamine abode



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: know-it-all property



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Knife School



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: maine is 180



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: know-it-all property



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: know-it-all property

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: honey-headed autistic garrison bbw

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: know-it-all property

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: honey-headed autistic garrison bbw

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: know-it-all property

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Plum Trip Area Doctorate

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: know-it-all property

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: maize excitant jewess cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Knife School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: khaki racy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Green aromatic legend puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: judgmental rusted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Blathering alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: mildly autistic indigo cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: onyx sandwich base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: unhinged mediation persian

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: glassy parlor

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nudist Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: blue heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Effete round eye

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: outnumbered duck-like rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: ruby shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: startled 180 lodge



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: outnumbered duck-like rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: know-it-all property

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: saffron stock car set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48155647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: filthy spot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: contagious community account casino

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: gay chapel turdskin

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Rebellious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: know-it-all property

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Electric chartreuse stag film black woman

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: Dashing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac public bath

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: metal location gaping

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Violet Hall Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Irradiated plaza boiling water



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Tantric really tough guy



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Nofapping market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: chocolate odious elastic band

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Supple mustard institution mood



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: maine is 180



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Greedy queen of the night corner

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: geriatric buff meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: charismatic selfie

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Wild Crackhouse Faggot Firefighter

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: hairraiser gaped business firm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: motley pocket flask step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: misanthropic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Pearly stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: filthy spot weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Nofapping market

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: federal genital piercing

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Nofapping market

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Nofapping market

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: magical sticky background story box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing Home

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Green aromatic legend puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: bright filthpig telephone

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Electric chartreuse stag film black woman

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: orange shivering stage party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Mauve Foreskin Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: geriatric buff meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: judgmental rusted locus

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Cracking beta national roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: gold whorehouse sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Effete round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: lascivious shitlib bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Range Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Vivacious indian lodge antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: know-it-all property

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Big-titted private investor hissy fit

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Big-titted private investor hissy fit

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Bipolar preventive strike theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Bipolar preventive strike theater

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Bipolar preventive strike theater

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Bipolar preventive strike theater

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: judgmental rusted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Stubborn impressive sneaky criminal gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: territorial jet-lagged famous landscape painting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Cracking beta national roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: metal location gaping

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: umber laughsome incel library

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Kitchen Crotch

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: orange shivering stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: bright filthpig telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: provocative dilemma

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Peach diverse piazza

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Range Volcanic Crater

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: bateful jet stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Zippy Gas Station French Chef

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: know-it-all property

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: motley pocket flask step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: amethyst site

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: know-it-all property

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: bright filthpig telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: territorial jet-lagged famous landscape painting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: naked marvelous resort

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action university

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: very tactful out-of-control menage

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Balding dopamine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Rebellious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: hilarious state

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: bright filthpig telephone

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: know-it-all property

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Swollen Haunted Graveyard

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Frisky Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Low-t Clown Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Doobsian native

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Yapping at-the-ready gaming laptop

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: stimulating iridescent house brethren

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: razzle space

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action university

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous navy factory reset button liquid oxygen

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: geriatric buff meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: blue heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Frisky Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Big pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: white den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: geriatric buff meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rigor school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action university

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Frisky Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: Stirring cuck theater stage

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Appetizing salmon locale messiness



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: floppy dull point candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: blue heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Angry translucent nursing home associate

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: bright filthpig telephone

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: provocative dilemma

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: bright filthpig telephone

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: bright filthpig telephone

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Adulterous Theatre

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Big-titted private investor hissy fit

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Citrine church building

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: fuchsia arousing lay

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: maine is 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Slippery Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Blathering alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Supple mustard institution mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Supple mustard institution mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive Hell

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Curious office

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac public bath

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac public bath

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: know-it-all property

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: gold whorehouse sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Supple mustard institution mood

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful Faggotry Yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Violet Hall Love Of Her Life

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Nofapping market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Effete round eye

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Effete round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Rose thriller son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: blue heady forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Frisky Potus

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Pale People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: crystalline friendly grandma partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: outnumbered duck-like rehab

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Nubile national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: vibrant fat ankles cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Cracking beta national roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: know-it-all property

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Cracking beta national roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: hilarious state

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic spruce hospital blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45953756)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Supple mustard institution mood

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: magenta field

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: magenta field

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Frisky Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: coral godawful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: razzle space

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: talented nowag tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: magenta field

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: razzle space

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Tripping offensive center

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: lemon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: magenta field

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: lascivious shitlib bawdyhouse

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Infuriating Pink New Version Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: razzle space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: gay chapel turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed boltzmann

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Dashing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: know-it-all property

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Talking red brunch ratface

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: shaky ticket booth giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: comical jade tanning salon indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: magenta field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: hilarious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Flirting ladyboy

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: splenetic double fault

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: magenta field

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: garnet regret pit

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz affirmative action university

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Zippy Gas Station French Chef

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sweet tailpipe address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Rebellious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Rebellious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure rigpig

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: maize excitant jewess cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Irate cerebral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Plum Trip Area Doctorate

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Slippery Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: sickened titillating striped hyena heaven

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible amber ape

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Avocado generalized bond halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: coral godawful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: Pungent Misunderstood Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Cyan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Plum Trip Area Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: cowardly spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Doobsian native

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: galvanic fear-inspiring kitty cat

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling anal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: maroon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: know-it-all property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly hunting ground

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: boyish henna idiot

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Plum Trip Area Doctorate

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: silver massive depressive milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: twisted travel guidebook

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: silver massive depressive milk

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: twinkling fragrant dog poop international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: hilarious state

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: boyish henna idiot

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Cyan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: garnet regret pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#48056942)