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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Racy Bearded Temple
  08/28/25
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mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs
  08/28/25
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Lascivious Deep Den
  08/28/25
that's it?
indigo rehab mental disorder
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
aphrodisiac home
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
indigo rehab mental disorder
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  09/12/25
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Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  10/28/25
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Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  11/27/25
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Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  12/11/25
Haha wow
disgusting flickering degenerate
  08/28/25
Happy?
Buff coiffed giraffe
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
disgusting flickering degenerate
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Lascivious Deep Den
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Lascivious Deep Den
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Effete irate spot private investor
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Galvanic Blathering Space
  08/28/25
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nubile newt
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Sooty resort athletic conference
  08/29/25
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Laughsome mauve pit
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Rusted Set
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
blue organic girlfriend lay
  08/29/25
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nubile newt
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Rose Insanely Creepy Institution
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
blue organic girlfriend lay
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
impressive senate dragon
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
disgusting flickering degenerate
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Rusted Set
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
mildly autistic famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Lavender dead shitlib forum
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
disgusting flickering degenerate
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Lascivious Deep Den
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
blue organic girlfriend lay
  09/01/25
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avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
blue organic girlfriend lay
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Buff coiffed giraffe
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
disgusting flickering degenerate
  09/01/25
?
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  09/12/25
?
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  11/27/25
?
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bronze at-the-ready puppy property
  09/01/25
Fuck you
disgusting flickering degenerate
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  09/12/25
Yes
avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Contagious gaped codepig hominid
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy Bearded Temple

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Deep Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: indigo rehab mental disorder

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac home

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: indigo rehab mental disorder

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Buff coiffed giraffe

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Deep Den

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Deep Den

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Effete irate spot private investor

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Blathering Space

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: nubile newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Sooty resort athletic conference

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Laughsome mauve pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Rusted Set

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: blue organic girlfriend lay

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: nubile newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Rose Insanely Creepy Institution

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: blue organic girlfriend lay

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: impressive senate dragon

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Rusted Set

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: mildly autistic famous landscape painting

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Lavender dead shitlib forum

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Lascivious Deep Den

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: blue organic girlfriend lay

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: blue organic girlfriend lay

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Buff coiffed giraffe

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bronze at-the-ready puppy property

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: disgusting flickering degenerate

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: avocado glittery affirmative action toilet seat

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Contagious gaped codepig hominid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mahogany unhinged bawdyhouse hairy legs

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

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