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pathetic to see these rich ex athletes doing tons of commercials

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on natio...
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Federal shaky marketing idea queen of the night
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the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is par...
dashing orchid area
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agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is...
Nighttime Patrolman
  01/10/26
the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancin...
Vibrant magenta resort
  01/10/26
the mannings are 180
Lascivious incel stage
  01/10/26
I’m gay
Impertinent Private Investor
  01/10/26
important post!
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I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas...
Cheese-eating orchestra pit kitty
  01/09/26
text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less th...
dashing orchid area
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gotta be more
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The modern world is 180
Impertinent Private Investor
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they have to be bought or else they could start running thei...
Sticky Hairless Mad Cow Disease
  01/09/26
I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a...
Laughsome Fighting Chad
  01/10/26
if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be marri...
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But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who w...
Laughsome Fighting Chad
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this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit th...
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“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surge...
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Very tactful jap
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Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go fro...
Adventurous indian lodge dog poop
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he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!
hyperactive property
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They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel ...
Supple flesh hall
  01/10/26
Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and jus...
Obsidian national security agency
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It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up unti...
Cerebral sinister rigpig
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yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in ne...
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on national tv get you to sign up for capital one. for what like maybe a couple million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577685)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Federal shaky marketing idea queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577703)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: dashing orchid area

the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is particularly bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577707)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: Nighttime Patrolman

agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is hollowing out the food offerings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577995)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort

the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancing monkey bazaar merchants of the 21st century and peyton more or less did it on eli's behalf. one more commercial with either of them doesn't really matter. i shake my head at someone like derek jeter, known for being aloof and image-conscious, hawking wares for subprime bank capital one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578045)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Lascivious incel stage

the mannings are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579189)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Impertinent Private Investor

I’m gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579191)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Lascivious incel stage

important post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579195)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Private Investor

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579202)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Lascivious incel stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579206)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Impertinent Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579319)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating orchestra pit kitty

I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas is getting for selling testosterone supplements. Do you think it's more or less than $100k?

It seems like a low budget commercial for a low budget product but the dude made like 9 figures playing baseball, so it feels like his price should be higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577709)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: dashing orchid area

text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less than $100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577748)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Cheese-eating orchestra pit kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577992)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Lascivious incel stage

MAN BOOSTING FORMULA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579192)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Frum purple volcanic crater foreskin

gotta be more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579236)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: nubile transparent tanning salon



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Private Investor

The modern world is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579180)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Sticky Hairless Mad Cow Disease

they have to be bought or else they could start running their mouths about...stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49577754)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Laughsome Fighting Chad

I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a few nights and sex people who aren't their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578052)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort

if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be married to derek jeter at the expense of him occasionally telling her he's leaving town for some ambiguous & suspicious reason that's on him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578057)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Laughsome Fighting Chad

But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who wouldn't.

OTOH, if you fly to LA for three nights to film a "commercial" for $2M, it's extremely easy to justify why you're entitled to pay $5K each to the two hottest WOC hookers in all of LA County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578069)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort

this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit themselves to be domestic showpieces for their oppressive wives a la jeff bezos. might be hard in the 21st century but better to find a mrs. barry lyndon than a jordon hudson.

but speaking practically he has more than enough plausible reasons to skip town. sorry babe autograph signing in white plains this weekend. bernie williams just had a grandson in puerto rico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578100)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Fighting Chad

“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surgeries. I’m gonna miss you!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579338)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: Very tactful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49578321)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579177)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge dog poop

Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go from $3.15 million to zero at age 43.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579197)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: hyperactive property

he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579200)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Supple flesh hall

They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel and expensing fancy events for business meetings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579213)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Obsidian national security agency

Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and just flat-out literal retards who burn through their millions like that paycheck is going to keep coming in for decades, make retarded "investments" like in starting failing restaurants, buy ridiculously expensive shit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579238)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Cerebral sinister rigpig

It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up until the 90s. They used to do all kinds of things, even local ads for PI shitlawyers (like 1970s Dodger Ron Cey):

https://youtu.be/5rFndadIFJk?t=283

Here's Joe DiMaggio doing an ad for Mr Coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHqfzQLKls

But you didn't see it as much after that when they started to really make big money, they didn't need it. Now you see it more and more, it's kind of unseemly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579256)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Vibrant magenta resort

yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in newark during the offseason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579318)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Spectacular athletic conference brunch

Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in their hometown, slide and let do? Why would they be doing something that probably yields way more money for much less risk and work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49579894)