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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
pale nibblets
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
pale nibblets
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
pale nibblets
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
pale nibblets
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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nyuug
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Superior gooK culture DURR DURR https://www.nbcnews.com/...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Coiffed effete digit ratio
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
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Navy Electric Furnace
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Histrionic hospital boiling water
  05/22/26
Colt
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
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snowy corner juggernaut
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contagious box office
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Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo
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Up-to-no-good silver station
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
plum sweet tailpipe filthpig
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Fantasy-prone Olive Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
snowy corner juggernaut
  05/22/26
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apoplectic flushed space patrolman
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
snowy corner juggernaut
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Navy Electric Furnace
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
snowy corner juggernaut
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Indigo Dashing Friendly Grandma
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Sepia location
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Burgundy Bat Shit Crazy International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
plum sweet tailpipe filthpig
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Stimulating ladyboy
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Fantasy-prone Olive Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Coiffed effete digit ratio
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glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Mustard balding gas station macaca
  05/23/26
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glittery unholy national
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
glittery unholy national
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Painfully honest vivacious theatre
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Navy Electric Furnace
  05/24/26
mods
Concupiscible Judgmental Institution Alpha
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
khaki abode
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
crimson church
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
khaki abode
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
crimson church
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
irradiated french chef
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
khaki abode
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Puce ratface
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
lol
Coiffed effete digit ratio
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Mustard balding gas station macaca
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
stubborn center jew
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
glittery unholy national
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
stubborn center jew
  05/22/26
Link?
glittery unholy national
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
stubborn center jew
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Ungodly Trip Locus Candlestick Maker
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
glittery unholy national
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
glittery unholy national
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
glittery unholy national
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
aromatic point
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
glittery unholy national
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
chartreuse pea-brained lodge
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
glittery unholy national
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
stubborn center jew
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Anal private investor
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
fishy infuriating cruise ship
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
kink-friendly tanning salon really tough guy
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
glittery unholy national
  05/24/26
AI
plum sweet tailpipe filthpig
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Navy Electric Furnace
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Bossy library
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
aromatic point
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
swashbuckling laser beams stain
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
glittery unholy national
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
khaki abode
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Autistic Dingle Berry
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: pale nibblets

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: pale nibblets

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: pale nibblets

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: pale nibblets

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: pale nibblets

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: pale nibblets

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: pale nibblets

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: pale nibblets

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: pale nibblets

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: pale nibblets

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: pale nibblets



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Coiffed effete digit ratio

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Navy Electric Furnace



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital boiling water

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: snowy corner juggernaut



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: contagious box office



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good silver station



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe filthpig

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Olive Meetinghouse

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: snowy corner juggernaut

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: apoplectic flushed space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: snowy corner juggernaut

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Navy Electric Furnace

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: snowy corner juggernaut

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Indigo Dashing Friendly Grandma

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sepia location

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Bat Shit Crazy International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe filthpig

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Stimulating ladyboy

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Free-loading Henna Parlor Tattoo

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Olive Meetinghouse

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Coiffed effete digit ratio

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: glittery unholy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Mustard balding gas station macaca

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: glittery unholy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious theatre

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Navy Electric Furnace

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Judgmental Institution Alpha

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: khaki abode

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: crimson church

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: khaki abode

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: crimson church

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: irradiated french chef

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: khaki abode

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Puce ratface

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Coiffed effete digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Mustard balding gas station macaca

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: stubborn center jew

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: stubborn center jew

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: glittery unholy national

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: stubborn center jew

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Ungodly Trip Locus Candlestick Maker

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: glittery unholy national

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: aromatic point

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: chartreuse pea-brained lodge

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: stubborn center jew

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Anal private investor

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fishy infuriating cruise ship

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly tanning salon really tough guy

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: plum sweet tailpipe filthpig

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Navy Electric Furnace

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Bossy library

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: aromatic point

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling laser beams stain

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: glittery unholy national

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: khaki abode

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Autistic Dingle Berry

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486",#50068093)