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I had Ai write a song about RSF and CSLG
| XO Walrus irl | 04/27/25 |
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Date: April 27th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: XO Walrus irl **RSF** *(To the tune of “Gaston”)*
**[Chorus]** No one’s tall like RSF, No one’s got that T14 cred! No one’s got the charm to make the ladies beg! For a poster so supreme, He’s the king of every thread! No one’s got the height and might of RSF!
**[RSF]** Gosh, it feels so great to be this tall and grand, At six-foot-five, I rule this law school land! Every dame on AutoAdmit knows I’m the man to meet, While poor CSLG’s just whining at my feet!
**[Chorus]** No one’s slick like RSF, No one’s quick like RSF, No one’s got that swagger women can’t reject! In a flame war, he’s the best, Owns the board with every jest, No one’s got the clout and power of RSF!
**[CSLG (spoken, pitifully)]** But I’m barely five-foot-two, what can I do?
**[Chorus]** Oh, poor CSLG, you’re short, You’re a joke in every court, While RSF’s the stud who’s stealing all the girls! No one dates a tiny man, You’re no match for RSF’s plan, He’s the king of trolls with women in a whirl!
**[RSF]** When I was a lad, I grew to six-foot-five, While CSLG stayed small, a speck in every eye! Now I’m tall and women swoon when I walk by, But for CSLG, they just laugh and say, “Nice try!”
**[Chorus]** No one’s built like RSF, No one’s skilled like RSF, No one’s got his charm to make the ladies melt! He’s a giant in the game, CSLG’s a crying shame, No one’s loved by all the women like RSF!
**[CSLG (spoken, desperate)]** I’ve got brains! I’ve got a law degree!
**[RSF (spoken, mocking)]** But you’re short, CSLG, and that’s all they see!
**[Chorus]** No one’s suave like RSF, No one’s got his T14 heft, No one’s got the height to make the women scream! While poor CSLG’s too small, He’s got no chance at all, RSF’s the tallest, grandest poster in our dreams!
**[RSF]** I’m the king of AutoAdmit, let’s make that clear, At six-foot-five, I’ve got no peer! CSLG can cope and post, but he’ll never compare, ‘Cause I’m RSF, and I’m the ladies’ prayer!
**[Chorus]** No one’s hot like RSF, No one’s got his T14 zest, No one’s got the stature women all adore! CSLG’s a tiny fool, While RSF will always rule, Say it loud and proud, it’s RSF we’re for!
**[All]** RSF! RSF! RSF! |