Date: June 11th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cock of michael obama
My Computer
by Charles Bukowski
"What?" they say, "you got a
computer?"
It's like I have sold out to
the enemy.
I had no idea so many
people were prejudiced
against
computers.
Even two editors have
written me letters about
the computer.
One disparaged the
computer in a mild and
superior way.
The other seemed
genuinely pissed.
I am aware that a
computer can't create a poem.
But neither can a typewriter.
Yet, still, once or twice a week
I hear: "what?
You have a computer?
You?"
Yes, I do
and I sit up here
almost every night,
sometimes with
beer or wine,
sometimes without
and I work the computer.
The damn thing even
corrects my spelling.
And the poems come flying out,
better than ever.
I have no
idea what causes all this
computer prejudice.
Me?
I want to go the next step
beyond the computer.
I'm sure it's there.
And when I get it,
they'll say,
"hey, you hear,
Chinaski got a space-biter!"
"What?"
"Yes, it's true!"
"I can't believe it!"
And I'll also have
some beer or some wine
or maybe nothing at all
and I'll be 85 years old
driving it home to you and me
and to the little girl
who lost her sheep.
Or her computer.
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