Date: December 29th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)
"yeah i thought about getting a rolex but it's just not practical, ya know? and look, it's not one of those plastic ones, it has real framing and an asphalt roof!"
*associate texting wife trying to signal disinterest to escape conversation*
"jfc a week off and i already can't wait to gtfo of here. that creepy weirdo is buying a shed and has been talking about it all morning."