Date: February 22nd, 2026 4:04 PM Author: incel adams
Was there hanging out and these 2 guys are arguing, one saying he could "fly" if he wore a wing suit like parachute guys use and rode his motorcycle really fast then jumped off. Other guy said it was insanely stupid. A rich guy in a tophat walks into the bar and hears all this and says he'll settle the debate and the winner gets $1000. He has his assistant go get a wingsuit and the guy puts it on and gets on his crotch rocket on the highway in front of the bar. He drives by us at like 100 mph and jumps off and sorta goes up for a few feet then hits the ground and ragdolls off into the guard rail. Completely mangled and dead on the spot. Rich guy gave $500 to each guy (put a $500 bill in the dead guys pocket) and left. Just a crazy ass night.