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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
diverse plaza
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
fighting trailer park
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
salmon senate
  01/23/15
Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast
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aphrodisiac goal in life community account
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Only to a certain extent
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Amazing work here.
Orange puppy station
  12/20/15
lol at the monsoon part
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drunken tattoo
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
Awkward Lodge
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salmon senate
  11/08/23
Cq
dashing lay
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
up-to-no-good blood rage
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
dashing lay
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
sable striped hyena
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
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  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
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  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
Cracking haunted graveyard cuckoldry
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Claret irradiated theater
  02/18/15
Yes
red site mood
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
red site mood
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Doobsian spot juggernaut
  01/23/15
what the fuck
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diverse plaza
  02/17/15
lol
Amethyst Nudist Filthpig
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
sapphire pea-brained nursing home
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
Cracking haunted graveyard cuckoldry
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Claret irradiated theater
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
sapphire pea-brained nursing home
  02/18/15
concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Claret irradiated theater
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
Cyan forum gaming laptop
  02/18/15
?
magical jap crotch
  06/13/20
tyvmft.
Purple market kitty
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
dashing lay
  02/17/15
1:35 LJL
Stimulating Turdskin
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
diverse plaza
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For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence...
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Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee sh...
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lol
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drunken tattoo
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
heady brunch legal warrant
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think its russian or some shit
Claret irradiated theater
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It's Swedish
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salmon senate
  01/24/15
lol. fuckin chinks
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salmon senate
  01/31/15
why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I ...
diverse plaza
  02/17/15
savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as...
dashing lay
  02/17/15
Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language&quo...
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I'm Brian Fellows!
diverse plaza
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI
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most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudp...
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: diverse plaza

Or do they still handwrite everything?

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: fighting trailer park

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: salmon senate

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: dashing lay

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: galvanic sanctuary trump supporter



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Big-titted native brethren



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac goal in life community account



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: galvanic sanctuary trump supporter

Only to a certain extent

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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: dashing lay



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: dashing lay



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: dashing lay



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abode



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Coral Associate



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Pungent Learning Disabled Stag Film Pozpig



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
Author: appetizing locale



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: heady brunch legal warrant



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Purple market kitty



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Orange puppy station

Amazing work here.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: swollen gas station kitty cat

lol at the monsoon part

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: adventurous national



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: drunken tattoo



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Awkward Lodge

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: dashing lay

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: up-to-no-good blood rage

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

What a SPS language and writing system

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: dashing lay

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: sable striped hyena

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed headpube location

wait, there are different species of azns?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard cuckoldry

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard cuckoldry

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Claret irradiated theater

boosts children's IQs though.

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: red site mood

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: red site mood

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Doobsian spot juggernaut

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: sable striped hyena

what the fuck

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: diverse plaza



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst Nudist Filthpig

lol

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: sapphire pea-brained nursing home

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Cracking haunted graveyard cuckoldry

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Claret irradiated theater

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: sapphire pea-brained nursing home

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Claret irradiated theater

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Cyan forum gaming laptop

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: magical jap crotch

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Purple market kitty

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: dashing lay

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338408)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Turquoise submissive chad whorehouse

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: diverse plaza

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: contagious peach home keepsake machete

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Excitant area toaster

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: heady brunch legal warrant



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Claret irradiated theater



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: diverse plaza

lol

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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abode



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: drunken tattoo



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: heady brunch legal warrant

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Claret irradiated theater

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Federal Deer Antler Box Office

It's Swedish

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Bipolar overrated messiness roommate



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: adventurous national



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: pink offensive school

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: sable striped hyena

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Rose Meetinghouse Sandwich



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: diverse plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: diverse plaza

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: dashing lay

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond crackhouse

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Violent ocher menage main people

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: diverse plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Impertinent volcanic crater antidepressant drug



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: dashing lay

Uvt explain

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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: diverse plaza



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Bipolar overrated messiness roommate



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Federal Deer Antler Box Office

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: diverse plaza

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring Narrow-minded Principal's Office Stock Car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: diverse plaza



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: clear charismatic public bath weed whacker

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: bespoke razzle twinkling uncleanness karate



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: White fanboi round eye

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Disturbing Irate Resort National Security Agency

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring Narrow-minded Principal's Office Stock Car

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: diverse plaza



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: salmon senate



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Out-of-control Dragon Church

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47033769)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



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