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Hey bros, it's me again: Larijani is alive, appears at press conference

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087 h...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/s...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South...
Arousing legal warrant electric furnace
  03/17/26
...
cracking native
  03/17/26
still vastly better than our ZOG
Self-centered greedy locale patrolman
  03/17/26
...
Arousing legal warrant electric furnace
  03/17/26
the philosopher yet lives!
cream wonderful halford organic girlfriend
  03/17/26
and yet he dies! Schrödinger's philosophical terrori...
cream wonderful halford organic girlfriend
  03/17/26
...
marvelous theater indirect expression
  03/17/26
Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be bl...
green roast beef
  03/17/26
https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803 IRGC did...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah
cracking native
  03/17/26
Looks more alive than Bibi
Concupiscible messiness hell
  03/17/26
Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wo...
internet-worthy aromatic goal in life box office
  03/17/26
It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian a...
internet-worthy aromatic goal in life box office
  03/17/26
Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to you...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Bas...
domesticated 180 dilemma
  03/17/26
Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit
domesticated 180 dilemma
  03/17/26
ur done here https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/20340108...
maize bull headed associate
  03/17/26
We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 tim...
Sick Parlour Boistinker
  03/17/26
blow out site investigators are now searching several square...
Aphrodisiac useless voyeur
  03/17/26


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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2033978389527253087

https://x.com/iranin_arabic/status/2033958347305517526

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751550)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

Press conference (unconfirmed) https://x.com/BreakingN_RDC/status/2033977668031369445

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751559)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Arousing legal warrant electric furnace

lol these Iranians are going to end up with a cadre of South Park cardboard cut outs as their ruling coalition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751651)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751656)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Self-centered greedy locale patrolman

still vastly better than our ZOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751662)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Arousing legal warrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751669)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: cream wonderful halford organic girlfriend

the philosopher yet lives!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751686)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: cream wonderful halford organic girlfriend

and yet he dies!

Schrödinger's philosophical terrorist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752093)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: marvelous theater indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752344)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: green roast beef

Not seeing this anywhere else yet. Seems like it would be blowing up everywhere if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751695)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

https://x.com/BBX_Now/status/2033989735320895803

IRGC did officially announce martyrdom of Soleimani, but nothing on Larijani yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751703)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: cracking native

cr. these are people with a cardboard box ayatollah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751732)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible messiness hell

Looks more alive than Bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49751696)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy aromatic goal in life box office

Update paralegal mo? Surely your Persian twitter accounts wouldn’t post fake news right? Also Bibi is dead too?! Do these sources ever get it wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752026)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

It was a joke thread. Are you still a kike?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752306)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy aromatic goal in life box office

Great “joke” man. Hey when you saw the Persian account post he’s alive, were you thinking “I know he’s dead but I’m going to post this fake news on xoxo, it’ll be really funny.” Would love to understand your mindset. Tell me more brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752649)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

Yeah, I think hey bros, it's me again, is funny. Link to your best work? That's what I thought bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752658)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: domesticated 180 dilemma

"Iran has confirmed security chief Ali Larijani and Basij force commander Gholamreza Soleimani have been killed, according to state media."

lmfao get your shinebox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752100)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

Pussy whipped dork with a Persian GF rooting for the Shah to come back -- that's you brother. Remember who you are before speaking ill of your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752311)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: domesticated 180 dilemma

idgaf about the shah i think kings are gay as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752331)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: maize bull headed associate

ur done here

https://x.com/alilarijani_ir/status/2034010862692753518

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752292)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Sick Parlour Boistinker

We don't all bat 1.000. They also killed Khamenei like 5 times before they actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752314)



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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac useless voyeur

blow out site investigators are now searching several square miles for the remains of pm's asshole after he was btfo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49752679)