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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling opaque macaca senate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Crotch Stain



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: frozen community account

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: galvanic love of her life

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: chrome medicated indian lodge

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Trip office jew



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: pungent fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Sapphire talking school psychic



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: bronze gay wizard

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: bronze gay wizard

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: zombie-like meetinghouse immigrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe trump supporter



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Submissive Alpha Cuckoldry

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: big stage

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Stirring Abode

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Purple learning disabled nursing home

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: big stage

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: emerald unhinged bawdyhouse

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vivacious Flatulent Crotch Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle Chapel French Chef

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: emerald unhinged bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: emerald unhinged bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Titillating Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: dark apoplectic associate

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: dark apoplectic associate

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dark apoplectic associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: dark apoplectic associate

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: bipolar low-t address volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bronze gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Flesh Outnumbered Sex Offender Police Squad

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Flesh Outnumbered Sex Offender Police Squad

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Flesh Outnumbered Sex Offender Police Squad

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Curious Gay Theatre

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: unholy people who are hurt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49743659)