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3rd yr biglaw (lit), want to make $$$$, what are my options?

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm...
Hairraiser Feces Stead
  06/26/25
none of those offer you more money than you are making now ...
Transparent Trip Box Office
  06/26/25
They're theoretically not mutually exclusive
Hairraiser Feces Stead
  06/27/25
you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level
sienna multi-billionaire
  06/26/25
"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw...
Odious Walnut Ceo
  06/26/25
kill all lawyers
sienna multi-billionaire
  06/26/25
what about the white non-jewish ones
Odious Walnut Ceo
  06/26/25
again, kill all lawyers
sienna multi-billionaire
  06/26/25
"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to som...
swollen soul-stirring ape therapy
  06/27/25
just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit...
Crimson indirect expression friendly grandma
  06/26/25
yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness...
Talking diverse senate tank
  06/26/25
she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!
Odious Walnut Ceo
  06/27/25
Sorry, no litigators
passionate puppy
  06/27/25
...
swollen soul-stirring ape therapy
  06/27/25
put it all on boolberry
Bronze fanboi
  06/27/25
You have no marketable skills. Just be happy that you fou...
swollen soul-stirring ape therapy
  06/27/25


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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Feces Stead

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm getting tired of it lately and want to move on to something that makes more money. In NYC but sure wouldn't mind moving.

What should I look at? Preftigious plaintiffs' firms? Find a startup that needs GC and is too dumb to look for transactionals? Hit up local rich shitlawyers for appellate work?

I have a lot of experience in discovery and a decent amount in drafting. I've been the main drafter for evidence motions, a few MSJs and MTDs, some amicus briefs, and one appeal.

I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos.



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Transparent Trip Box Office

none of those offer you more money than you are making now

also you arent a third year in biglaw lit you are 45 years old bald and gay

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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser Feces Stead

They're theoretically not mutually exclusive

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: sienna multi-billionaire

you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Odious Walnut Ceo

"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos."

It's amusing that this poster thinks they are marketable or entitled to any kind of huge payday. Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49052968)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: sienna multi-billionaire

kill all lawyers

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Odious Walnut Ceo

what about the white non-jewish ones

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: sienna multi-billionaire

again, kill all lawyers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: swollen soul-stirring ape therapy

"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt."

loooool!

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Crimson indirect expression friendly grandma

just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit the ground

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Talking diverse senate tank

yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness prepares you to make $$$$$$$$$ in a new job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49052982)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Odious Walnut Ceo

she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053264)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: passionate puppy

Sorry, no litigators

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: swollen soul-stirring ape therapy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Bronze fanboi

put it all on boolberry

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: swollen soul-stirring ape therapy

You have no marketable skills.

Just be happy that you found a job where you can get paid 6 figures to do absolutely nothing of value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053535)