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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
irradiated umber area
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
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this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
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uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
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Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
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what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
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I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
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Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
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irradiated umber area
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
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Tons of blow
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After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
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Copper Corner
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
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ebony national
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
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the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
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(JD, Fordham University)
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succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
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gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
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it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
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well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
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Lmao
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: irradiated umber area

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: shimmering chad site

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: shimmering chad site

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: irradiated umber area

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: irradiated umber area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: irradiated umber area

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: coral aromatic goal in life



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Copper Corner

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting Ultramarine Legal Warrant

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: ebony national

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: hideous hairless selfie

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Light faggotry pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: ebony national

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: hideous hairless selfie

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed useless brakes stag film

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: hideous hairless selfie

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: irradiated umber area

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: salmon comical love of her life casino



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: snowy talented whorehouse coldplay fan

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: shimmering chad site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566761)