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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
dashing crackhouse
  06/30/25
wow lol
passionate unholy gas station elastic band
  06/30/25
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Fragrant Property
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
passionate unholy gas station elastic band
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
dashing crackhouse
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Rambunctious cuckoldry partner
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
dashing crackhouse
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Sooty field national security agency
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
kink-friendly business firm azn
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
passionate unholy gas station elastic band
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Salmon mewling famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
dashing crackhouse
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
kink-friendly business firm azn
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Supple twinkling church boltzmann
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
passionate unholy gas station elastic band
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
dashing crackhouse
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Lime Double Fault
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Doobsian reading party rigpig
  06/30/25
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Federal multi-billionaire preventive strike
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Vibrant pocket flask
  06/30/25
...
dashing crackhouse
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
lascivious foreskin principal's office
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
talented magenta jewess
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Bateful Wagecucks Space
  06/30/25
...
Salmon mewling famous landscape painting pozpig
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Supple twinkling church boltzmann
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Lilac love of her life station
  07/01/25
...
talented magenta jewess
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Bearded Odious Blood Rage
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Drab Cumskin Laser Beams
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
pontificating azure stag film
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
amber charismatic garrison sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
sick wonderful tank hairy legs
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Bright market ape
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: passionate unholy gas station elastic band

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Fragrant Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: passionate unholy gas station elastic band

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious cuckoldry partner

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Sooty field national security agency

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly business firm azn

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: passionate unholy gas station elastic band

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon mewling famous landscape painting pozpig

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: kink-friendly business firm azn

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Supple twinkling church boltzmann

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: passionate unholy gas station elastic band

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: dashing crackhouse

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Lime Double Fault

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Doobsian reading party rigpig

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Federal multi-billionaire preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Vibrant pocket flask

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: dashing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious foreskin principal's office

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: talented magenta jewess

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful Wagecucks Space

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Salmon mewling famous landscape painting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Supple twinkling church boltzmann

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Lilac love of her life station

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: talented magenta jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Bearded Odious Blood Rage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Drab Cumskin Laser Beams

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: pontificating azure stag film

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: amber charismatic garrison sneaky criminal

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: sick wonderful tank hairy legs

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Bright market ape

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49065360)