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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
heady transparent boltzmann
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
bright indirect expression national security agency
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
histrionic sexy nibblets fanboi
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
bright indirect expression national security agency
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underhanded 180 love of her life
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
territorial national
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underhanded 180 love of her life
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Excitant Party Of The First Part
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Aquamarine Razzle Native
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
walnut reading party
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
mischievous kink-friendly garrison
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
lake library
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mischievous kink-friendly garrison
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
wonderful peach lay
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
aromatic half-breed parlor
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Passionate zippy area
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Fear-inspiring Slippery Wrinkle
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: heady transparent boltzmann

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: bright indirect expression national security agency

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: histrionic sexy nibblets fanboi

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: bright indirect expression national security agency

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Titillating maroon theater stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: underhanded 180 love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: territorial national

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: underhanded 180 love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Excitant Party Of The First Part

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: walnut reading party

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: mischievous kink-friendly garrison

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: lake library

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: mischievous kink-friendly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed round eye

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Nofapping silver coffee pot institution



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Charcoal nudist boistinker spot



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller Deer Antler Masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lilac lodge pocket flask



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller Deer Antler Masturbator



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: magenta mother genital piercing



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: wonderful peach lay

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: aromatic half-breed parlor

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Passionate zippy area

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Slippery Wrinkle

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: cracking rehab

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller Deer Antler Masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Titillating maroon theater stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Wild box office dingle berry



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Native

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057026)