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I got married today, faggots (jcm)
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM Author: bjork I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.
(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands) |
Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM Author: Bonix Police 180
Congrats to you and the lucky fella.
Wishing you happiness and all the best. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM Author: bjork Ty bb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598155) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:: what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598153) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: bjork I'm 44 & groom is 46
I'm fat & he is definitely not |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.:: based (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598156) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598159) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: Marshall W. Waller (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598369) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM Author: Bonix Police He's black, isn't he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598161) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM Author: bjork This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598164) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM Author: stock market It better not be gunnerattt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598192) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM Author: bjork My husband?!?!?
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*deep breath*
AHHHHHH.........
hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598319) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM Author: bjork i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598357) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM Author: bjork three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.
for whatever thats worth. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) and then married some cumskin anyway >:( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598396) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: bjork Some cumskin...
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) you all look the same to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598624) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM Author: bjork For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598158) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM Author: Bonix Police 180
I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM Author: bjork He would actually love to argue with tbf about music (he's a professional musician... but, uh... without outting, a real musician) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598165) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598173) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598174) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM Author: Mister Yak Why did you vote against me in MPM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598175) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM Author: bjork I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598183) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM Author: Mister Yak Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598187) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM Author: bjork You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598190) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM Author: Mister Yak ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598194) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM Author: bjork (fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598196) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: Mister Yak Niggermonkey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598322) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: bjork WOW thats super racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598350) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598329) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,, Mazel tov (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598181) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM Author: bjork (Kike) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598184) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑) lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM Author: bjork 💋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598200) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM Author: The Great Northern Ice Cube Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598212) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM Author: bjork thank you <3 <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598216) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM Author: fitzgerfag Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598214) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: Mister Yak PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598318) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM Author: fitzgerfag Still above you.
The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598416) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598454) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598564) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky) congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598219) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM Author: bjork I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.
It's never too late to MAEK it, babe. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM Author: AZNgirl asking ICE Officer to Shoot in her Mouth does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598226) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: bjork TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster
I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb
yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)
LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) but will you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598622) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky) extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598227) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598356) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) (deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598361) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM Author: ruinous phenotype Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598265) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: bjork shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: ruinous phenotype ❤️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598359) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: bjork you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598362) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: professor hojo what's her name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598267) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598424) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person Congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598273) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: Mister Yak OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598294) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: S. Kishore Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598333) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: bjork seriously. what a goddamn faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598364) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future) 180 you made it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598313) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: bjork ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah
thanks! <3 |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) not flame?
180^180!!! congrats!!!! |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: bjork not flame, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598349) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598353) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM Author: bjork i'll text you pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598367) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598368) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: bjork You're a literal Turd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598420) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2 |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: jewhouls and goyblins congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598341) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: miltonian wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598360) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,. whats the point of marriage without kids
seems totally pointless
just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: S. Kishore When pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598418) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT Congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598419) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: bjork Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.
❤️💋 |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598438) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: bjork Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT 2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2
Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO? |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: bjork We are both musicians.
Will read thread and report back. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT What do you play? I DABBLE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598495) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: chewbert That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead
Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: bjork
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir. ❤️💋
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: bjork I clearly meant providing an heir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598464) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: dupa 180 congrats. Did you have a party? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598441) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: bjork What if I told you I played a piano concerto friend 🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598447) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: dupa That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598452) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: truthtp (🧐) GAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598456) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: bjork Your mind is about to be blown, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598469) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598565) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: gibberish (?) Congratulations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598478) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: you\'re the puppet Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598485) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: turtledood Congrats.
If both White, produce many babydoods asap. |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: truthtp (🧐) "If both White"
Sir this is AutoAdmit |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: bjork I'm not Brown, Im just Old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598544) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: bjork I'm literally 44. But thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598542) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: turtledood No excuses. 1488 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598545) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: The Millennial Manny Fresh (White) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598573) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598625) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: richard clock 180 congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598540) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM Author: The Millennial Manny Fresh (White) If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together
If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Bad Boy (HYMAN) Congrats my woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49598652) |