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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Irradiated athletic conference
  11/17/13
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Hairraiser Wagecucks Private Investor
  02/09/14
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Pea-brained pistol state
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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galvanic nursing home potus
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
crawly ticket booth
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
rebellious address
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Flatulent gay wizard
  11/18/13
tp
purple stage gaping
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
trip twisted love of her life
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
galvanic nursing home potus
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Stimulating Yellow Spot Circlehead
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
jade laughsome native newt
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
slate disrespectful theatre
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
topaz kitty cat market
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Know-it-all haunting cumskin
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Concupiscible outnumbered ladyboy orchestra pit
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Beta sooty menage patrolman
  04/07/16
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mischievous home
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
talented cyan kitty field
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Big bearded stead weed whacker
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
sadistic mahogany really tough guy
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Violent cobalt library party of the first part
  11/17/13
?
sapphire headpube public bath
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Wonderful lay
  11/18/13
Well?
Heady primrose gas station
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Brass university boiling water
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
self-absorbed church pocket flask
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
galvanic nursing home potus
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Confused sneaky criminal piazza
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Hyperactive adventurous abode
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
self-absorbed church pocket flask
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
self-absorbed church pocket flask
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Hyperactive adventurous abode
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
self-absorbed church pocket flask
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
You're done here
Opaque incel rehab
  11/19/13
(idiot)
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
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Gay Godawful Dilemma
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
ivory rigpig death wish
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Gay Godawful Dilemma
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
topaz kitty cat market
  11/17/13
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jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Gay Godawful Dilemma
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
fuchsia cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
only?
ivory rigpig death wish
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
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jade laughsome native newt
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Silver Metal Dragon
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Aromatic location
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Hyperactive adventurous abode
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Vivacious institution generalized bond
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Gay Godawful Dilemma
  11/17/13
lol
Vivacious institution generalized bond
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Aromatic location
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
ivory rigpig death wish
  11/17/13
lmao.
Flatulent gay wizard
  11/18/13
cq
Histrionic roommate round eye
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purple stage gaping
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Flatulent gay wizard
  11/18/13
Underrated
magical keepsake machete useless brakes
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
Insecure locus hairy legs
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
flirting deep corner persian
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Aromatic location
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
180 Henna Genital Piercing Hospital
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Gay Godawful Dilemma
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
LOL
jade laughsome native newt
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
cordovan office
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Confused sneaky criminal piazza
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Ruby Buck-toothed Parlor
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Crimson frisky den
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
multi-colored boltzmann
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
magical keepsake machete useless brakes
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
ivory rigpig death wish
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Passionate Sickened Whorehouse Skinny Woman
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
red excitant jew forum
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Offensive cream cuck school cafeteria
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
emerald tank church building
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
canary area nowag
  11/17/13
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Medicated Bateful Quadroon Doctorate
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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vengeful mood
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Medicated Bateful Quadroon Doctorate
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Aphrodisiac insanely creepy knife
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Razzle-dazzle Mother
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Razzle-dazzle Mother
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
gold abnormal ape
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
zippy transparent crackhouse son of senegal
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
gold abnormal ape
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Obsidian motley set scourge upon the earth
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Obsidian motley set scourge upon the earth
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
gold abnormal ape
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Vigorous kitchen sound barrier
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
azure floppy principal's office philosopher-king
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
gold abnormal ape
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
demanding fragrant international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Wonderful lay
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Racy smoky range
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Silver Metal Dragon
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Salmon Exhilarant Brunch
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
supple school
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Pea-brained pistol state
  11/19/13
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Pea-brained pistol state
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
red excitant jew forum
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provocative useless idiot trust fund
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Diverse hot azn
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
red excitant jew forum
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
unholy fortuitous meteor
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Cerebral wine temple rigor
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Pea-brained pistol state
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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Pea-brained pistol state
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Insecure locus hairy legs
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Arousing station
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Uh they do
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Insecure locus hairy legs
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser Wagecucks Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: galvanic nursing home potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: crawly ticket booth

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: rebellious address

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Flatulent gay wizard

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: purple stage gaping

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: trip twisted love of her life

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: galvanic nursing home potus

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating Yellow Spot Circlehead

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: slate disrespectful theatre

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: topaz kitty cat market

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Know-it-all haunting cumskin

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible outnumbered ladyboy orchestra pit

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Beta sooty menage patrolman

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: mischievous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: talented cyan kitty field

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Big bearded stead weed whacker

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: sadistic mahogany really tough guy

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Violent cobalt library party of the first part

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: sapphire headpube public bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful lay

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Heady primrose gas station

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Brass university boiling water

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed church pocket flask

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: galvanic nursing home potus

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Confused sneaky criminal piazza

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive adventurous abode

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed church pocket flask

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed church pocket flask

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive adventurous abode

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed church pocket flask

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Opaque incel rehab

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Gay Godawful Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ivory rigpig death wish

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Gay Godawful Dilemma

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: topaz kitty cat market

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Gay Godawful Dilemma

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: fuchsia cruise ship sweet tailpipe

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ivory rigpig death wish

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Silver Metal Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Aromatic location

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive adventurous abode

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Vivacious institution generalized bond

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Gay Godawful Dilemma

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Vivacious institution generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Aromatic location

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: ivory rigpig death wish

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Flatulent gay wizard

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Histrionic roommate round eye

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: purple stage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: canary area nowag

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Flatulent gay wizard

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: magical keepsake machete useless brakes

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Insecure locus hairy legs

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: flirting deep corner persian

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Aromatic location

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: 180 Henna Genital Piercing Hospital

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: canary area nowag

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: canary area nowag

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Gay Godawful Dilemma

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: thirsty filthy casino candlestick maker

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: canary area nowag

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: jade laughsome native newt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: canary area nowag

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: canary area nowag

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: cordovan office

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Confused sneaky criminal piazza

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Ruby Buck-toothed Parlor

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Crimson frisky den

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: canary area nowag

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: magical keepsake machete useless brakes

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: ivory rigpig death wish

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Passionate Sickened Whorehouse Skinny Woman

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: red excitant jew forum

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Offensive cream cuck school cafeteria

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: emerald tank church building

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: canary area nowag

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Medicated Bateful Quadroon Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: demanding fragrant international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: vengeful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Medicated Bateful Quadroon Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac insanely creepy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mother

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mother

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: gold abnormal ape

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: zippy transparent crackhouse son of senegal

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: gold abnormal ape

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Obsidian motley set scourge upon the earth

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Obsidian motley set scourge upon the earth

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: gold abnormal ape

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Vigorous kitchen sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: azure floppy principal's office philosopher-king

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: gold abnormal ape

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: demanding fragrant international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Wonderful lay

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Racy smoky range

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: vibrant bossy national laser beams

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: contagious magenta business firm water buffalo

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Silver Metal Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Salmon Exhilarant Brunch

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: supple school

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: red excitant jew forum

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Thriller irate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: provocative useless idiot trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse hot azn

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: red excitant jew forum

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: unholy fortuitous meteor

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Cerebral wine temple rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Learning disabled pozpig lodge

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Insecure locus hairy legs

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Arousing station

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Sable Dashing Messiness

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Splenetic house police squad

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Insecure locus hairy legs

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: turquoise federal stage becky

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Boyish Crotch Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Beta sooty menage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: fluffy disgusting voyeur

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Twinkling marvelous therapy site

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cracking box office milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Beta sooty menage patrolman

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Copper Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Appetizing pink space indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Slippery Property Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: talented cyan kitty field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: purple stage gaping

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Ultramarine shaky shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Mauve Soggy Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained pistol state



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: purple stage gaping



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