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So COVID just *poof* disappeared?
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Candy Ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973478) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: NYT Opinion | Evan39 NYT Opinion | Evan39
“I Tested Positive for Memory”
SeaTTTle, WA —
The last time I saw my manager’s face was March 2020.
The next time I saw her, she was a CDC-branded Memoji on a Microsoft Teams call whispering, “We’re all in this together, Evan.”
Then she muted me. Permanently.
I spent 17 months in a Kroger parking lot distributing cloth masks sewn from rejected NASCAR merch. They called me “Safety Captain.” I wore a sash.
Every morning I asked, “Is it over?” Every evening they said, “Just two more weeks, friend.”
And now?
Candy Ride tp asks “Isn’t that weird?”
Like the Great Ritual of Sanitized Banana Disinfection just... poofed into the mist? Jfc.
Kalisha caught me burning my old vaccine card in the breakroom toaster.
She said it was “a hate crime against data.”
Tabitha wrote me up under the Office of Pandemic Heritage Preservation.
I tried to protest.
I said the PCR tests were gone.
She said they live inside us now. Then she made me scan into the freezer aisle using Retrospective Contact Tracing™ and drink my booster in syrup form—cherry flavored, warm.
The truth is:
COVID didn’t end.
It rebranded.
It’s now a quarterly DEI module with hybrid attendance options.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t forget.
It just stops issuing push notifications.
And me? I still carry the immunity. But not the forgiveness.
This is fine.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/opinion/evan39-pandemic-memory.html
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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973480) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Candy Ride Isn't that weird? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973708) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deserve immense respect for responding to an existential threat to humanity quickly, efficiently, and humanely, and this is the thanks they get? comments like that? it just "disappeared"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973719) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Trust If Aryan yes magically nobody gets it anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973721) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973853) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,.., Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US:
2020 - 20 million 2021 - 35 million 2022 - 25 million 2023 - 15 million 2024 - 5 million 2025 - 4 million (to date) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: A Real Life Male Model looks like we are on track for a major upswing!
get the toilet paper folks! |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:50 PM Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt) novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS and MERS. it's all the flu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973767) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: luis with that nose The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973816) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Leftism is a mental disease it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48974308) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Josh_Allen Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childhood/HS/college, giving people tickets for being on the beach, immense intra-family and societal friction, widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos, “vaccine” fanaticism, etc. all worked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973780) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM Author: neg one way grocery aisles with the arrows too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973789) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: Josh_Allen #StopTheSpread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973811) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: i gave my cousin head bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO
i saw the people around me wake up right then
you could see them all say this is fucking bs |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: gedood persoon lmfao forgot about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973873) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;. immense intra-family and societal friction
widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos
“vaccine” fanaticism
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these things cannot be overstated. nobody will ever be held accountable and nobody is interested in Truth. |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: A Real Life Male Model Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, hehe. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
And now the flu deaths are back, the covid deaths are gone.
Sort of like the Indiana Jones scene, switching out the golden skull for the bag of sand. Switch --- Switch. Youd hardly notice, but they are the same weight |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Josh_Allen And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but hey there were also many excess deaths in other years, too, and the people compiling these “statistics” are not exactly objectively seeking the truth. But just focus on the excess deaths in 2020-2021, all of which are attributable to covid, okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973900) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: A Real Life Male Model (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48973906) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Candy Ride Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am lucky I never got it even though I didn't take the vaccine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48974093) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48974337) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.
mfcr |