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Pilot kills self to save turtle

https://archive.is/z03Ab Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn'...
Comical Chartreuse Public Bath
  06/21/25
I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without conseque...
vibrant lay police squad
  06/21/25
Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if ...
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Motley Primrose Prole
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Nudist bonkers dilemma degenerate
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Big-titted Cracking Principal's Office Depressive
  06/21/25
ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing
milky brunch
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Nudist bonkers dilemma degenerate
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bull headed clear juggernaut whorehouse
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Crystalline half-breed set
  06/21/25
"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to l...
costumed national pistol
  06/21/25
Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article. "Th...
Aromatic Self-centered Cruise Ship Potus
  06/21/25
durr durr you are an idiot faggot do you think that was unr...
costumed national pistol
  06/21/25
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Aromatic Self-centered Cruise Ship Potus
  06/21/25
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Spectacular meetinghouse jew
  06/21/25
Worth it
Arrogant Location
  06/21/25
This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a ...
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bull headed clear juggernaut whorehouse
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nubile bat shit crazy double fault trailer park
  06/21/25
turtle bros are 180
grizzly aphrodisiac coldplay fan
  06/22/25
Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more pe...
Titillating parlour skinny woman
  06/22/25
that turtle better grow up and do great things
Naked goal in life faggot firefighter
  06/22/25
earn it
costumed national pistol
  06/22/25


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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Comical Chartreuse Public Bath

https://archive.is/z03Ab

Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn't noble. It was a spastic failure to understand risks and values.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49037628)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: vibrant lay police squad

I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without consequence for the plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49037672)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Sapphire range

Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if given the opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49037732)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: ocher crawly point



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: costumed national pistol



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hyperactive hall



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Primrose Prole



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Nudist bonkers dilemma degenerate



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Cracking Principal's Office Depressive



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: milky brunch

ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49039690)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Nudist bonkers dilemma degenerate



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: bull headed clear juggernaut whorehouse



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Crystalline half-breed set



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: costumed national pistol

"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to lift the tire to avoid the turtle caused the crash."

i suppose you could blame things like physics, gravity, and trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49037770)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Self-centered Cruise Ship Potus

Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article.

"The communications operator reported that she heard the pilot advance the throttle after lifting the wheel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49037901)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: costumed national pistol

durr durr you are an idiot faggot

do you think that was unrelated to trying to avoid hitting the turtle?

nsam arguing with professor after getting a c on the exam. but palsgraf, professor goldstein!! wahhhhhh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49038020)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Aromatic Self-centered Cruise Ship Potus

(sealclubber)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49038024)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Spectacular meetinghouse jew

(nsam)

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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Spectacular meetinghouse jew



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Location

Worth it

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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: navy exciting box office factory reset button

This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a Birdshit female who just HAD to report a furking turtle on the runway and the Beta Birdshit "man" pilot avoided it cause otherwise 5 million Birdshit women will persecute him for life cause he murdered a furking turtle. This is Western Civilization 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49038047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: bull headed clear juggernaut whorehouse



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: nubile bat shit crazy double fault trailer park



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: grizzly aphrodisiac coldplay fan

turtle bros are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49039705)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Titillating parlour skinny woman

Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49039711)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Naked goal in life faggot firefighter

that turtle better grow up and do great things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49039839)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: costumed national pistol

earn it

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