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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: balding opaque windowlicker

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Submissive Yellow People Who Are Hurt



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bateful vermilion meetinghouse



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Spectacular karate resort

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Spectacular karate resort

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: tan embarrassed to the bone dingle berry friendly grandma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: fragrant parlor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fragrant parlor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Nofapping state



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating philosopher-king

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: tan embarrassed to the bone dingle berry friendly grandma



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: provocative mustard lay shitlib

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio cruise ship

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Frisky Glittery Legal Warrant

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: balding opaque windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: blathering cowardly orchestra pit regret

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: balding opaque windowlicker

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Cerebral slimy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: racy messiness

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Azure sick forum

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: french cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Azure sick forum

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Trip home

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Free-loading big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: fragrant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Odious stubborn garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: chrome chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac digit ratio cruise ship

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Violet Impressive House Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 indian lodge double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: violent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pisswyrm plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Very tactful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Unhinged electric indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: bull headed flatulent public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pisswyrm plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: boyish walnut tanning salon pozpig

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: french cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Trip home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: exciting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged field

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: titillating at-the-ready round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Stirring travel guidebook

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Transparent anal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Bright mind-boggling set

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: hyperactive disrespectful genital piercing

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: aromatic codepig native

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Trip home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Passionate Pale Point Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: stimulating trailer park volcanic crater

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: sable library

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Talented Doctorate Pit

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Laughsome useless fat ankles piazza

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz hunting ground

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: coiffed charismatic dragon boistinker

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Submissive Yellow People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Vivacious splenetic station son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed keepsake machete

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: canary marvelous theatre

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: gay diverse electric furnace

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gas station

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: nudist honey-headed keepsake machete

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Topaz tantric box office stock car

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: tan embarrassed to the bone dingle berry friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: dark brunch

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged field

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Sienna harsh university

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Cocky quadroon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: supple rigpig

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: bipolar juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: flickering toilet seat shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Spectacular karate resort

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hospital lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Pungent ticket booth blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hospital lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cracking turquoise market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lemon disturbing kitchen

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: aqua masturbator parlour

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Fishy floppy dysfunction

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Fishy floppy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: peach wonderful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Submissive Yellow People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Free-loading big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: hairraiser dog poop casino

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: hairraiser dog poop casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: hairraiser dog poop casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: buff generalized bond becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: federal saffron legend stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Drab comical incel hall

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: hot center ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: House-broken Spruce Puppy Menage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Orange crusty institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Free-loading big stage

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Swollen impertinent sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated fortuitous meteor useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: cream theater main people

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Jet Heady Idiot National

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: contagious area

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Gaped amethyst weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Gaped amethyst weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: rebellious flesh reading party

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Judgmental lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Shivering thirsty famous landscape painting church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Motley Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Pungent ticket booth blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm Patrolman

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic cuck hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Gaped amethyst weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: chestnut arousing theater stage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: chestnut arousing theater stage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: supple rigpig

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: mauve idea he suggested wagecucks

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Sickened Mad Cow Disease Office

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pisswyrm plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Lascivious dull den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Sickened Mad Cow Disease Office

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Lascivious dull den black woman

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Sickened Mad Cow Disease Office

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Sickened Mad Cow Disease Office

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Orange crusty institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Black curious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Excitant Green Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle jewess azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Indigo telephone

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Very tactful mood

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Adulterous aquamarine kitty cat mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: well-lubricated fortuitous meteor useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Slippery vigorous athletic conference national security agency

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kitty church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab Hairy Legs

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: lilac space

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: shimmering circlehead toaster

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bateful vermilion meetinghouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated fortuitous meteor useless brakes

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: maroon startled spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bateful vermilion meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49777531)