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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
exhilarant glassy doctorate
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
exhilarant glassy doctorate
  10/21/14
i guess not
Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
stirring spot
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
stirring spot
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
exhilarant glassy doctorate
  10/21/14
cr
Rebellious market
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
stirring spot
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Motley cowardly prole
  10/21/14
yep
Dead Aromatic Corner Pozpig
  10/21/14
absolutely not
impertinent native
  10/21/14
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Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
hank_scorpio
  06/28/25
Of course.
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
hank_scorpio
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
hank_scorpio
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
.,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: exhilarant glassy doctorate

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26561929)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant glassy doctorate

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio

i guess not

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: stirring spot

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Self-centered mint party of the first part digit ratio

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: stirring spot

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant glassy doctorate

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Rebellious market

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: stirring spot

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Motley cowardly prole

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Dead Aromatic Corner Pozpig

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: impertinent native

absolutely not

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057308)