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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
stirring alcoholic mother
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
plum parlour
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
lemon stage
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
plum parlour
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laughsome nubile famous landscape painting brunch
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Smoky trailer park mad cow disease
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Copper range goyim
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Smoky trailer park mad cow disease
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Hideous Locus
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Heady Citrine Stage Selfie
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
beady-eyed onyx fat ankles
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Mustard turdskin
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
amethyst arrogant station
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Mustard turdskin
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Dashing garrison
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Learning disabled translucent psychic rehab
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180 plaza
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Grizzly parlor
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
lime trip resort messiness
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
arousing sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Irate erotic lodge pistol
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Galvanic Shimmering Location
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
opaque toilet seat
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lascivious boiling water
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laughsome nubile famous landscape painting brunch
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chartreuse frum mood
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
Heady Citrine Stage Selfie
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic mother

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: plum parlour

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: lemon stage

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: plum parlour

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: laughsome nubile famous landscape painting brunch



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Smoky trailer park mad cow disease



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Copper range goyim

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Smoky trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Hideous Locus

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Heady Citrine Stage Selfie



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx fat ankles

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Mustard turdskin

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: amethyst arrogant station

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Mustard turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Dashing garrison

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Learning disabled translucent psychic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: 180 plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Electric avocado heaven circlehead



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Awkward shrine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Grizzly parlor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lime trip resort messiness

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: arousing sneaky criminal

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Irate erotic lodge pistol

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Shimmering Location

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: opaque toilet seat

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: laughsome nubile famous landscape painting brunch



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: chartreuse frum mood



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Heady Citrine Stage Selfie

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057026)