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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| excitant walnut set | 10/09/12 |
| excitant walnut set | 10/09/12 |
| excitant walnut set | 10/10/12 |
| cracking ceo brethren | 10/10/12 |
| Overrated space goal in life | 10/10/12 |
| bisexual chapel regret | 10/10/12 |
| Supple stag film | 10/10/12 |
| impertinent den | 10/10/12 |
| Supple stag film | 10/10/12 |
| opaque arousing spot | 10/10/12 |
| wild windowlicker abode | 05/15/23 |
| excitant walnut set | 10/10/12 |
| Frozen soul-stirring pit faggotry | 10/10/12 |
| Lake appetizing church building macaca | 10/10/12 |
| Stubborn hairy legs temple | 10/29/12 |
| Massive cerebral bawdyhouse | 05/14/23 |
| nubile curious trailer park filthpig | 10/29/12 |
| mildly autistic crackhouse | 10/29/12 |
| yellow resort nowag | 05/15/23 |
| Cheese-eating ungodly parlor candlestick maker | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: excitant walnut set http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: excitant walnut set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: excitant walnut set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: cracking ceo brethren lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Overrated space goal in life What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: bisexual chapel regret http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Supple stag film dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: impertinent den Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Supple stag film cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: opaque arousing spot "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: wild windowlicker abode It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: excitant walnut set Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Frozen soul-stirring pit faggotry tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Lake appetizing church building macaca 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Stubborn hairy legs temple awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Massive cerebral bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: nubile curious trailer park filthpig these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: mildly autistic crackhouse Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: yellow resort nowag 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Cheese-eating ungodly parlor candlestick maker You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: bistre sweet tailpipe lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: mauve base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49639607) |