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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
stirring violent stage
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
stirring violent stage
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
Metal Chad
  12/14/25
the poasters
stirring violent stage
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
Razzmatazz purple mental disorder
  12/13/25
...
180 Locus
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
floppy theater stage
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Aromatic erotic blood rage heaven
  12/12/25
which ones
stirring violent stage
  12/12/25
...
big translucent legend juggernaut
  12/12/25
tp
Stubborn trailer park
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
curious space
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
crusty address toaster
  12/13/25
...
Self-absorbed bisexual organic girlfriend double fault
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
adulterous base
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
Chartreuse doctorate
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
misanthropic temple
  12/12/25
...
Wild magical market deer antler
  12/13/25
...
Razzmatazz purple mental disorder
  12/13/25
...
stirring violent stage
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
Bat-shit-crazy turdskin
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
amethyst school yarmulke
  12/13/25
?
garnet den
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
garnet den
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
Nudist Resort Philosopher-king
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
stirring violent stage
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Self-centered Stead Generalized Bond
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
amethyst school yarmulke
  12/13/25
...
multi-colored magenta brunch
  12/13/25
...
opaque soul-stirring coffee pot
  12/13/25
...
Crawly incel
  12/13/25
...
Metal Chad
  12/14/25
...
Jet Hot Lay
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Chartreuse doctorate
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
stirring violent stage
  12/13/25
ty
Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison
  12/14/25
...
stirring violent stage
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Faggot Firefighter
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Jet Hot Lay
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
Self-absorbed bisexual organic girlfriend double fault
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
stirring violent stage
  12/14/25
poerkan
180 Locus
  12/14/25
...
Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
stirring violent stage
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
180 Locus
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Metal Chad

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: stirring violent stage
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz purple mental disorder

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: 180 Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: floppy theater stage

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Aromatic erotic blood rage heaven

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: big translucent legend juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Stubborn trailer park

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: curious space

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: crusty address toaster

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bisexual organic girlfriend double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: adulterous base

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse doctorate

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: misanthropic temple

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Wild magical market deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz purple mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: stirring violent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy turdskin

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: amethyst school yarmulke

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: garnet den

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: garnet den

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Nudist Resort Philosopher-king

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Self-centered Stead Generalized Bond

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: amethyst school yarmulke

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: multi-colored magenta brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: opaque soul-stirring coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Crawly incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Metal Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Jet Hot Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse doctorate

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: stirring violent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Faggot Firefighter

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Jet Hot Lay

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bisexual organic girlfriend double fault

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: stirring violent stage

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: 180 Locus

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic Thriller Feces Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stirring violent stage

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: 180 Locus

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49510939)