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Wife committed perjury in family law case, caught red handed

My client, father, has a temporary restraining order against...
chilmata
  05/25/25
on what basis can you go ex parte? is shitlaw really just ca...
hank_scorpio
  05/25/25
I’m exposing the perjury which is my primary goal in f...
chilmata
  05/25/25
the procedure of shitlaw family law is just so fucking made ...
hank_scorpio
  05/25/25
In San Diego we went ex parte for everything. One time a law...
chilmata
  05/25/25
but ljl at "but it's realllll important to a woman"...
hank_scorpio
  05/25/25
Sonoma County is very father friendly. I was quite surprised...
chilmata
  05/25/25
What does the mother do for work to pull 17k? What does t...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
They are both nurses. Dad grosses $8k but nets $4500 accordi...
chilmata
  05/25/25
Jfc California give this man a tax brake. His net take home ...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
He was probably exaggerating a bit.
chilmata
  05/25/25
And the fact that in California no one blinked at his exagge...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
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chilmata
  05/25/25
Contributing to a 401k and health insurance, presumably
roxbury benzo
  05/25/25
lmao I immediately pinned her as "nurse" after rea...
cowgod (retired)
  05/25/25
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scholarship
  05/25/25
good post but I don't know how people can do family law and...
butt cheeks
  05/25/25
You have to know Chilmata. He is frankly beyond chill. My ...
Gay Grandpa
  05/25/25
I don't even have a wife and kids buy I would like to retain...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
When I get the cash I'm going to sponsor him to be a solo. A...
Gay Grandpa
  05/25/25
I ought to commit a crime just to get represented by this ge...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
Haha. I’m actually very good at restraining orders and...
chilmata
  05/25/25
Why do you hate divorces and support hearings. It seems like...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
I hate divorces because they drag on forever and no one can ...
chilmata
  05/25/25
Jesus Christ I'm getting a contact high from the trip you ar...
JBD's final transmission
  05/25/25
I noticed that women are particularly evil in family court w...
chilmata
  05/25/25
I started out doing criminal law 20 something years ago but ...
chilmata
  05/25/25
...
butt cheeks
  05/25/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:05 AM
Author: chilmata

My client, father, has a temporary restraining order against him and trial is in September. He’s been restrained since December. Two minor children, both girls, one is non verbal autistic.

I requested a hearing to lift supervision because 9 months of supervision is insane so I convinced the judge to give me this hearing last Monday. It was a Hail Mary but you know the famous Gretzky quote about missing shots….

Mother and her attorney are particularly evil. I worked with mothers attorney at my last firm and didn’t like her precisely because I noticed she likes representing moms that try to alienate the dads from their kids.

This is our first case against each other.

At the hearing, mother introduced photos of the autistic daughter with self inflicted injuries she testified occurred immediately after a supervised visit with dad.

There was a photo of a head injury from the girl banging her head against the wall, two bite mark photos and photos of her hiding under the bed.

I lost the hearing, judge left supervision because the DV allegations are so “egregious” (all hearsay allegations like he threatened to kill mom and bury her in the backyard) and then set a hearing in July to hear from therapeutic providers regarding the girl’s injuries and whether they related to the supervised visits.

I get back to the office and notice the photos of the girl hiding are all around 9 pm because mothers watch is intentionally in every photo and her watch is in military time.

So I email mom’s lawyer asking informally for the metadata from the photos.

The next day I get them and I’m shocked they voluntarily gave them to me.

They didn’t give me the metadata line I asked but instead sent me the photos with date and time stamps on them:

The photo of the head injury is from 2023. Supervised visits started in 2025.

The one bite mark photo was taken 24 hours after a visit, the other was five days after a visit.

The hiding photos were more than four hours after a visit and during the girl’s bedtime.

On Tuesday, I’m going ex parte. It’s already drafted. This will be fun.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960067)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

on what basis can you go ex parte? is shitlaw really just calling up the judge and making shit up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960069)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: chilmata

I’m exposing the perjury which is my primary goal in filing the ex parte.

The standard is grave and irreparable injury so my argument is that mom is alienating the girls from their father based on lies.

Now that I can show mom lied under oath at this hearing, her credibility for DV trial in September is shattered so at the very least I can use this to prevail at trial which is the most important goal.

If I win the DV trial, then the judge will most likely hold that mother’s voluntarily leave was unreasonable and retroactively modify child support back to December using mom’s non-leave income which is double dad’s. Her leave income is —surprise!— the same as dad’s.

Mom makes $17k a month normally but only $8k a month while on leave.

If dad got 50/50 custody out of the gate, she would be paying him $3k a month.

So by making false DV allegations, she gets 100% custody, dad gets 4 hours of supervised visitation and he has to pay her $2000 a month in support on $4500 net income a month.

Also, the DVTRO precludes dad from getting any spousal support.

So not only did this rancid fucking cunt lie about the underlying DV allegations back in December to set this all up, but she just weaponized her daughter’s autism to keep her boot on my client’s throat.

At the hearing I asked mom if she denied her daughters love their father and she struggled to answer.

I asked her, “How long should dad be supervised for? Forever?” and she said yes lol. She walked right into that one.

So even if this ex parte doesn’t result in the unsupervised 50/50 custody I’m asking for as relief, I’m also seeking sanctions and the complete destruction of mom’s credibility for trial in September.

Mom’s attorney’s reputation should take a nice hit too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960081)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

the procedure of shitlaw family law is just so fucking made up, normally an ex parte order is an extraordinary thing but you just say that the last time you lost the bitch was lying in I guess a letter or some other horseshit and there you go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960088)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: chilmata

In San Diego we went ex parte for everything. One time a lawyer requested sanctions against me for filing an ex parte that wasn’t an emergency and the judge goes, “Well, maybe it was an emergency to him.”

Family court, my brother, is a court of equity. You can’t ever forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960098)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

but ljl at "but it's realllll important to a woman" being the standard generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960105)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: chilmata

Sonoma County is very father friendly. I was quite surprised. In San Diego the baseline is alternate weekends for dads. In Sonoma County dads gets 50/50 unless the cunt files for a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960112)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

What does the mother do for work to pull 17k?

What does the dad do to pull 4500 holy shit that's low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960100)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: chilmata

They are both nurses. Dad grosses $8k but nets $4500 according to his testimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960106)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

Jfc California give this man a tax brake. His net take home is 56 cents on the dollar? Wtf?? This is worse than anything in the case. Government are villains!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960107)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: chilmata

He was probably exaggerating a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960111)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

And the fact that in California no one blinked at his exaggeration as implausible is an indictment on the whole system innit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960114)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960117)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: roxbury benzo

Contributing to a 401k and health insurance, presumably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960174)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: cowgod (retired) (🧐)

lmao I immediately pinned her as "nurse" after reading the story and income

it's insane how many high paid prole nurses are running around. I think they might be near solely responsible for top 5% incomes becoming so much more stratified in the last 15 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960179)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:41 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960169)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

good post

but I don't know how people can do family law and deal with this level of personal viciousness every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960087)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

You have to know Chilmata. He is frankly beyond chill.

My son's mother is pathologically incapable of a peaceful interaction (she copped 7 criminal charges in 3 years, among them beating up an 80 year old man), and she tried to permanently wreck my relationship with my son, including alleging that I had roughed him up as an infant, incredibly.

Chilmata had the whole DV dismissed in under 3 weeks and it cost literally 1/5 what my previous lawyer charged. Just by getting her to be reasonable, which no one else in her entire life has ever done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960097)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

I don't even have a wife and kids buy I would like to retain him in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960102)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

When I get the cash I'm going to sponsor him to be a solo. Also he can correct me if I'm wrong but I believe his specialty is actually criminal law so you could basically retain him for everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960104)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

I ought to commit a crime just to get represented by this genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960108)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:07 AM
Author: chilmata

Haha. I’m actually very good at restraining orders and child custody disputes. I truly believe I’m the best. I suck at divorces and support hearings though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960110)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

Why do you hate divorces and support hearings. It seems like you don't like when parents try to alienate the other parent. Are moms always terrible compared to the dads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960113)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: chilmata

I hate divorces because they drag on forever and no one can actually afford this shit. That’s one reason. Another is that they are boring af after you get through the custody dispute which is always the first thing litigated.

If you represent the payee, support hearings are fine, but if you represent the payor they suck balls because literally every client says they can’t afford the court order. When you represent mainly dads you normally represent the payor.

Divorces usually do discovery and I fucking hate discovery more than anything. Holy shit I hate it and I hate having to grovel for an extension because my client is procrastinating.

Reviewing credit card and bank statements are the worst.

On the other hand, DV trials are fun as fuck because your entire goal is to prove she’s a lying whore. And when you do that it’s a huge dopamine rush. The best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960120)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: JBD's final transmission ("I have been defeated. I cannot post.")

Jesus Christ I'm getting a contact high from the trip you are on.

Why are women so evil? What makes them so vindictive and willing to lie? Are they all 180?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960121)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: chilmata

I noticed that women are particularly evil in family court when they cheat. They always go scorched earth and refuse to settle or be reasonable.

But in custody cases I think they believe they deserve more custody simply because they carried to term.

It’s difficult to stereotype because I’ve seen everyone along the entire spectrum. There are shit dads and shit moms. Good dads and good moms. A good mom and a shit dad. A good dad and a shit mom.

But then let’s throw in some infidelity, mental illness, substance abuse, domestic violence….

Ok there are some drunk dudes outside my garage I need to investigate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960135)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: chilmata

I started out doing criminal law 20 something years ago but am pretty much exclusively family law now.

I’ll take a criminal case once a blue moon as a favor to a family law client.

I actually just agreed to do one next week and I’m going to bill him hourly, I just revised his family law retainer to do it, but my specialty is restraining orders and child custody. I hate doing divorces. And I only like representing dads.

I represent a couple of moms but most of them are cool and aren’t trying to alienate the kids. A couple of them have slipped through the cracks so I try to reason with them and a few have fired me because I pressured them to settle and they didn’t like my advice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960109)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729713&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48960119)