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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
tell me
amber principal's office toaster
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Fantasy-prone Resort
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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so underrated
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Cocky Parlour Dragon
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
vigorous institution
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
jade geriatric pervert sanctuary
  08/14/13
lmao
amber principal's office toaster
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light incel point
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excitant antidepressant drug
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
vigorous institution
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
painfully honest comical black woman
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
rofl
amber principal's office toaster
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180
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
jade geriatric pervert sanctuary
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
amethyst chest-beating useless brakes
  08/14/13
best of thread
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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excitant antidepressant drug
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
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Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Godawful Vivacious National
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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Carnelian tantric travel guidebook generalized bond
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
crawly idiot
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
disturbing erotic pistol
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lol
Rough-skinned Heaven
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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disturbing erotic pistol
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
disturbing erotic pistol
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Avocado mother roommate
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
painfully honest comical black woman
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
autistic den pocket flask
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Avocado mother roommate
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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fiercely-loyal locus idea he suggested
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
henna library depressive
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
henna library depressive
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
whatever
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
odious dark menage
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
amethyst chest-beating useless brakes
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
lol
khaki market sex offender
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
180
Garnet Crackhouse
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Big-titted temple
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
amethyst chest-beating useless brakes
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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pearly mind-boggling indian lodge
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
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Sienna Gas Station Tattoo
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
khaki market sex offender
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Dun Famous Landscape Painting Toilet Seat
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Alcoholic jap place of business
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Garnet Crackhouse
  08/14/13
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aromatic school cafeteria
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
lmao
Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
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fiercely-loyal locus idea he suggested
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Well-lubricated titillating rehab
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
galvanic church building
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Ungodly legal warrant pit
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Ungodly legal warrant pit
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pearly mind-boggling indian lodge
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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amber principal's office toaster
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
unholy set gunner
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Multi-colored indigo stage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Flickering party of the first part school
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
slimy base
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
slimy base
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
slimy base
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Buff Cumskin Range
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
slimy base
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency
  08/14/13
Underrated
aromatic school cafeteria
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copper property
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Buff Cumskin Range
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
drab dysfunction parlor
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
disturbing erotic pistol
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke
  08/14/13
lol
Insecure Space
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Insecure Space
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Buff Cumskin Range
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Exciting filthy gaping
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Avocado mother roommate
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Ultramarine Chad Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
Lemon trump supporter forum
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Insecure Space
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
bright blood rage
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Insecure Space
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walnut field
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onyx coffee pot cuckoldry
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180
slimy base
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Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency
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Flickering party of the first part school
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Passionate Purple Tank
  09/11/13
Lmao
Gaped Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  06/07/17
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Glassy hominid
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Impressive masturbator public bath
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
walnut field
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Black Hell Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
lol
slimy base
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
hateful gay university
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Ivory affirmative action crotch
  08/17/13
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walnut field
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Passionate Purple Tank
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Metal whorehouse police squad
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
drab dysfunction parlor
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
mauve appetizing nursing home
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
flatulent fuchsia haunted graveyard ratface
  12/28/13
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razzle-dazzle grizzly orchestra pit therapy
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Lake domesticated home
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
provocative casino ladyboy
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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submissive vermilion sneaky criminal
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
rose turdskin half-breed
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Honey-headed high-end hospital ceo
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bright blood rage
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light incel point
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light incel point
  12/23/15
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submissive vermilion sneaky criminal
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light incel point
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Alcoholic Puppy
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Honey-headed high-end hospital ceo
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Ungodly legal warrant pit
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
concupiscible anal foreskin brunch
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Arousing slap-happy state becky
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
concupiscible anal foreskin brunch
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Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat
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light incel point
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light incel point
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Wonderful locale
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Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: amber principal's office toaster

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Resort

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: mauve appetizing nursing home

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: submissive vermilion sneaky criminal

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: at-the-ready translucent athletic conference feces



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling digit ratio lettuce

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: copper property



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Carnelian tantric travel guidebook generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ruby misunderstood mediation scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: hot bateful messiness native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Maroon garrison prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: fragrant center candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cocky Parlour Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: vigorous institution

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: jade geriatric pervert sanctuary

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: amber principal's office toaster

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vigorous institution

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Learning disabled azure hall

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: painfully honest comical black woman

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: amber principal's office toaster

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: magenta dashing shrine

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: motley transparent knife

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Insecure Space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: bright blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: copper property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Maroon garrison prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: jade geriatric pervert sanctuary

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Godawful Vivacious National

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: jade geriatric pervert sanctuary

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: crawly idiot

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: amber principal's office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: khaki market sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: bright blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: submissive vermilion sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Carnelian tantric travel guidebook generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: crawly idiot

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: rose turdskin half-breed

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: contagious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Drunken 180 theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Metal whorehouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Metal whorehouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Avocado mother roommate

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: henna library depressive

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: painfully honest comical black woman

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: painfully honest comical black woman

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: autistic den pocket flask

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cracking angry mexican box office

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: henna library depressive

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Avocado mother roommate

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal locus idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: henna library depressive

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: henna library depressive

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: henna library depressive

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: henna library depressive

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: henna library depressive

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: henna library depressive

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: odious dark menage

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: khaki market sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Big-titted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: amethyst chest-beating useless brakes

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: pearly mind-boggling indian lodge

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: pearly mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Sienna Gas Station Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: khaki market sex offender

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dun Famous Landscape Painting Toilet Seat

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic jap place of business

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Garnet Crackhouse

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: aromatic school cafeteria

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Free-loading Dingle Berry Fortuitous Meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal locus idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Well-lubricated titillating rehab

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: galvanic church building

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: pearly mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Deer Antler Site

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: light incel point

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: amber principal's office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: unholy set gunner

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo stage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Flickering party of the first part school

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: slimy base

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: slimy base

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: slimy base

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Slippery Plaza

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Buff Cumskin Range

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: slimy base

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: aromatic school cafeteria

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: copper property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Buff Cumskin Range

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: drab dysfunction parlor

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: disturbing erotic pistol

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Insecure Space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Insecure Space

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed chapel yarmulke

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Buff Cumskin Range

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Exciting filthy gaping

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Avocado mother roommate

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine Chad Meetinghouse

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Lemon trump supporter forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Insecure Space

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: bright blood rage

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Insecure Space

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: walnut field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: onyx coffee pot cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slimy base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Charismatic doobsian cruise ship national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Flickering party of the first part school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Passionate Purple Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Gaped Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Impressive masturbator public bath

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: walnut field

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Black Hell Pisswyrm

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: slimy base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: diverse pungent faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: wine nubile corner personal credit line

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: red kitchen electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: swollen vibrant sandwich ape

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: hateful gay university

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: very tactful partner ticket booth

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Ivory affirmative action crotch

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: walnut field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Passionate Purple Tank

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Metal whorehouse police squad

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: drab dysfunction parlor

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: mauve appetizing nursing home

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: flatulent fuchsia haunted graveyard ratface

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle grizzly orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Lake domesticated home

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: provocative casino ladyboy

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: submissive vermilion sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: rose turdskin half-breed

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed high-end hospital ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bright blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: submissive vermilion sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Puppy

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed high-end hospital ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Ungodly legal warrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: concupiscible anal foreskin brunch

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Arousing slap-happy state becky

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: concupiscible anal foreskin brunch

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: light incel point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Wonderful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Cobalt infuriating church kitty cat



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