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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
tell me
lake church building volcanic crater
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
well-lubricated stubborn cuckold den
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
anal citrine incel
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Deranged heaven
  05/12/15
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Vibrant puppy
  05/12/15
so underrated
hairraiser sound barrier
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Twinkling house-broken jewess
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Deep generalized bond
  03/31/18
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Razzle-dazzle self-centered base
  07/18/18
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poppy 180 orchestra pit gaming laptop
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Impertinent crackhouse death wish
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light maniacal center
  12/11/24
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High-end azn indirect expression
  08/12/25
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Cerise apoplectic nursing home crotch
  08/12/25
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cyan diverse theatre internal respiration
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
abnormal appetizing nibblets halford
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
lmao
lake church building volcanic crater
  05/12/15
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  12/11/24
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light maniacal center
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
abnormal appetizing nibblets halford
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Lascivious Clear Black Woman
  08/14/13
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Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Gold becky
  08/14/13
rofl
lake church building volcanic crater
  08/14/13
180
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
rofl
Judgmental carmine rehab circlehead
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Provocative sickened forum
  08/14/13
lol
Autistic shimmering gunner hospital
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Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank
  08/14/13
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Twinkling house-broken jewess
  03/10/14
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pink comical locus wagecucks
  03/24/21
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Impertinent crackhouse death wish
  02/16/23
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High-end azn indirect expression
  08/12/25
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Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
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Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
best of thread
Gold becky
  08/14/13
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mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
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light maniacal center
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
light maniacal center
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
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Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
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Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Gold becky
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
flickering mood meetinghouse
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Bearded resort doctorate
  08/14/13
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lake church building volcanic crater
  08/14/13
180
Frum yarmulke
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Hairless Adulterous Range
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Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank
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Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/17/13
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Deranged heaven
  01/19/16
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Deep generalized bond
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Bearded resort doctorate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
lol
Talented bbw
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Gold becky
  08/14/13
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mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Chestnut Point Personal Credit Line
  08/14/13
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arousing iridescent national security agency karate
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
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demanding patrolman multi-billionaire
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
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mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
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Sepia dingle berry potus
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pink comical locus wagecucks
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Gold becky
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
big naked church
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Gold becky
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
mewling native
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
aphrodisiac abusive site degenerate
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
big naked church
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Gold becky
  08/14/13
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curious misanthropic house
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Gold becky
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
slippery ceo trailer park
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Gold becky
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
whatever
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
buff flirting therapy hunting ground
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
lol
Frum yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
180
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
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Glittery sapphire quadroon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Swashbuckling bronze headpube
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Balding mexican
  08/14/13
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Balding mexican
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Gold becky
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
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Cerebral Crimson French Chef
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Frum yarmulke
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
vigorous tan marketing idea
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
opaque concupiscible weed whacker
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
federal transparent codepig pit
  08/14/13
165
amethyst mildly autistic property
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
lmao
Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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curious misanthropic house
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
ocher station
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
duck-like saffron location
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  08/14/13
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Balding mexican
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
Pics?
drab irradiated ticket booth
  08/14/13
link?
adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  08/17/13
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lake church building volcanic crater
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Beady-eyed splenetic ape stag film
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Elite field old irish cottage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
irate friendly grandma hall
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Gold becky
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Gold becky
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Maize Histrionic Shitlib
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
Underrated
amethyst mildly autistic property
  08/15/13
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Twinkling house-broken jewess
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Maize Histrionic Shitlib
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
claret odious address love of her life
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
stimulating ruddy kitty
  08/14/13
lol
Autistic shimmering gunner hospital
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
stimulating ruddy kitty
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Autistic shimmering gunner hospital
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
stimulating ruddy kitty
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Maize Histrionic Shitlib
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
massive cruise ship antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
big naked church
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
cracking locale lettuce
  08/14/13
180
big-titted main people university
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Autistic shimmering gunner hospital
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Autistic shimmering gunner hospital
  08/14/13
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Heady ladyboy
  08/14/13
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crystalline place of business
  08/14/13
180
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing
  08/15/13
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irate friendly grandma hall
  08/17/13
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rambunctious charismatic sanctuary
  09/11/13
Lmao
Mentally impaired kitchen
  06/07/17
...
High-end azn indirect expression
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Sadistic Contagious Shrine Stain
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Heady ladyboy
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Geriatric nofapping sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
lol
violet school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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chrome sex offender police squad
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Avocado drunken idiot
  08/14/13
180
Milky Excitant Hell
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Supple Garrison Clown
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Purple dysfunction coffee pot
  08/17/13
poignant
Razzmatazz olive ratface
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Stirring Business Firm
  08/17/13
...
Heady ladyboy
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
rambunctious charismatic sanctuary
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Sepia dingle berry potus
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
claret odious address love of her life
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
anal citrine incel
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Carnelian casino water buffalo
  12/28/13
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dead dopamine voyeur
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
plum disturbing theater
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
coral pisswyrm
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
electric box office blood rage
  03/10/14
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Deranged heaven
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Chestnut Point Personal Credit Line
  05/12/15
...
Blathering gaping liquid oxygen
  01/19/16
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Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank
  10/25/17
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  11/29/15
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  12/23/15
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Deranged heaven
  01/05/16
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  03/13/16
I want pizza
blue hilarious idea he suggested
  06/07/17
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Blathering gaping liquid oxygen
  09/22/17
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Vivacious very tactful striped hyena
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Black nubile school
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
bipolar piazza
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Black nubile school
  07/18/18
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pink comical locus wagecucks
  04/30/19
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  06/21/20
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adventurous cobalt senate nowag
  06/23/20
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ebony disrespectful parlour
  07/11/20
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pink comical locus wagecucks
  12/16/21
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pink comical locus wagecucks
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: lake church building volcanic crater

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated stubborn cuckold den

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: anal citrine incel

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Deranged heaven

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Vibrant puppy



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: hairraiser sound barrier

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Twinkling house-broken jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Deep generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle self-centered base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: poppy 180 orchestra pit gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Impertinent crackhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: light maniacal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cyan diverse theatre internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: High-end azn indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cerise apoplectic nursing home crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: cyan diverse theatre internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: abnormal appetizing nibblets halford

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lake church building volcanic crater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: light maniacal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: abnormal appetizing nibblets halford

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lascivious Clear Black Woman

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Gold becky

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lake church building volcanic crater

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Judgmental carmine rehab circlehead

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Provocative sickened forum

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Autistic shimmering gunner hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Twinkling house-broken jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: pink comical locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Impertinent crackhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: High-end azn indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Gold becky

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: light maniacal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: light maniacal center

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Gold becky

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: flickering mood meetinghouse

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Kitty Cat

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Bearded resort doctorate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: lake church building volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Frum yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Hairless Adulterous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Deep generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Bearded resort doctorate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Talented bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Gold becky

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Chestnut Point Personal Credit Line

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: arousing iridescent national security agency karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: demanding patrolman multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Gold becky

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Sepia dingle berry potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Sepia dingle berry potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: pink comical locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Gold becky

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Gold becky

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: big naked church

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Gold becky

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Gold becky

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Pale Indian Lodge Boistinker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Gold becky

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: mewling native

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac abusive site degenerate

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Gold becky

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: big naked church

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Gold becky

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: curious misanthropic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Gold becky

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Gold becky

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Gold becky

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Gold becky

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Gold becky

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: slippery ceo trailer park

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Gold becky

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Gold becky

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Gold becky

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: buff flirting therapy hunting ground

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Frum yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Glittery sapphire quadroon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze headpube

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Balding mexican

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Balding mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Gold becky

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Gold becky

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Gold becky

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cerebral Crimson French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Frum yarmulke

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: vigorous tan marketing idea

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: opaque concupiscible weed whacker

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Gold becky

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Gold becky

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: federal transparent codepig pit

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: amethyst mildly autistic property

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Ungodly laughsome organic girlfriend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: curious misanthropic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: ocher station

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Gold becky

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: duck-like saffron location

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Balding mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Gold becky

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: drab irradiated ticket booth

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: lake church building volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed splenetic ape stag film

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Elite field old irish cottage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: irate friendly grandma hall

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Gold becky

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: violet school cafeteria

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Gold becky

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: violet school cafeteria

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Gold becky

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: violet school cafeteria

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Gold becky

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Maize Histrionic Shitlib

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: violet school cafeteria

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: amethyst mildly autistic property

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Twinkling house-broken jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Maize Histrionic Shitlib

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: claret odious address love of her life

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling ivory step-uncle's house

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating ruddy kitty

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Autistic shimmering gunner hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: stimulating ruddy kitty

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Autistic shimmering gunner hospital

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: stimulating ruddy kitty

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Maize Histrionic Shitlib

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: massive cruise ship antidepressant drug

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: big naked church

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: cracking locale lettuce

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: big-titted main people university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Autistic shimmering gunner hospital

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Autistic shimmering gunner hospital

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Heady ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: crystalline place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Awkward Exciting Abode Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: irate friendly grandma hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: rambunctious charismatic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired kitchen

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: High-end azn indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Sadistic Contagious Shrine Stain

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Heady ladyboy

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Geriatric nofapping sweet tailpipe

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: violet school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: chrome sex offender police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Avocado drunken idiot

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Milky Excitant Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Supple Garrison Clown

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Purple dysfunction coffee pot

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz olive ratface

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Heady ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: rambunctious charismatic sanctuary

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Sepia dingle berry potus

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: claret odious address love of her life

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: anal citrine incel

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Carnelian casino water buffalo

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: dead dopamine voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: plum disturbing theater

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: coral pisswyrm

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: electric box office blood rage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Chestnut Point Personal Credit Line

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Blathering gaping liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brindle Milk Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Deranged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: blue hilarious idea he suggested

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Blathering gaping liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Vivacious very tactful striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Black nubile school

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: bipolar piazza

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Black nubile school

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: pink comical locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt senate nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: ebony disrespectful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: pink comical locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: pink comical locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#44198924)