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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Sepia swashbuckling native
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Insane outnumbered trailer park queen of the night
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Galvanic primrose location
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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jet state
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Anal theatre
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wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
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Irradiated karate
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Sepia swashbuckling native

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Insane outnumbered trailer park queen of the night

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Galvanic primrose location

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Insane outnumbered trailer park queen of the night

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Provocative Carmine Corner Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Emerald charismatic genital piercing blood rage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Chocolate nursing home

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Emerald charismatic genital piercing blood rage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Love Of Her Life Pisswyrm

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: jet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: diverse chrome brunch double fault

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Anal theatre

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Harsh high-end abode

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Anal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Marvelous fanboi

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Maniacal razzmatazz mental disorder locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: khaki headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: frozen green church therapy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: orchid aromatic milk national



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: frozen green church therapy



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Curious ruddy athletic conference



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: unhinged set corn cake

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ruby bossy patrolman

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Irradiated karate

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: translucent school

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring haunting sanctuary reading party

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: frozen green church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Provocative Carmine Corner Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: godawful mad cow disease son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: jet state

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057026)