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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
pearly aphrodisiac psychic
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
pearly aphrodisiac psychic
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/05/26
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Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/06/26
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galvanic topaz brunch
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
slate school
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
stirring obsidian community account kitty
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
bateful azure roast beef
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/06/26
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doobsian university
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
bateful azure roast beef
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
thriller mildly autistic location jewess
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza
  01/06/26
Lmao
Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace
  01/06/26
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Glittery menage
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
tan black woman stain
  01/06/26
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pearly aphrodisiac psychic
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac psychic

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac psychic

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: galvanic topaz brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: slate school

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: stirring obsidian community account kitty

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: bateful azure roast beef

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: doobsian university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: bateful azure roast beef

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic location jewess

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Telephone Piazza

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Racy bawdyhouse electric furnace

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Glittery menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: tan black woman stain

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49566761)