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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Heady chartreuse macaca
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Hairraiser trust fund striped hyena
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Chestnut brunch
  12/12/25
...
Cerise Lay
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
know-it-all irate quadroon
  12/12/25
easy
Appetizing New Version Ape
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Cerise Lay
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Honey-headed Chapel
  12/12/25
...
Contagious Hunting Ground
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
marvelous locale kitty cat
  12/12/25
...
swollen set jewess
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Greedy vibrant forum
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Cowardly Theater
  12/12/25
...
Hairraiser trust fund striped hyena
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Heady chartreuse macaca
  12/12/25
...
cracking territorial parlor regret
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Abusive Coffee Pot
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Boyish bonkers home international law enforcement agency
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
marvelous locale kitty cat
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
lilac shitlib
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
rusted space pozpig
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
marvelous locale kitty cat
  12/12/25
tp.
lilac shitlib
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Buck-toothed elite rigpig native
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
rusted space pozpig
  12/12/25
who is that
Buck-toothed elite rigpig native
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Honey-headed Chapel
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Honey-headed Chapel
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Bespoke foreskin
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Hyperventilating national goal in life
  12/12/25
cr
Cerise Lay
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
know-it-all irate quadroon
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Bronze Area
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Chestnut brunch
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Bronze Area
  12/12/25
...
Cerise Lay
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Orange violent nursing home mexican
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
narrow-minded theatre travel guidebook
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
charismatic point
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Heady chartreuse macaca

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser trust fund striped hyena

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Chestnut brunch

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Cerise Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: know-it-all irate quadroon

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Appetizing New Version Ape

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise Lay

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed Chapel

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Contagious Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: marvelous locale kitty cat

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: swollen set jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Greedy vibrant forum

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Theater

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser trust fund striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Heady chartreuse macaca

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: cracking territorial parlor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Abusive Coffee Pot

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Boyish bonkers home international law enforcement agency

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: marvelous locale kitty cat

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: lilac shitlib

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: rusted space pozpig

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous locale kitty cat

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lilac shitlib

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed elite rigpig native

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: rusted space pozpig

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed elite rigpig native

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Chapel

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed Chapel

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bespoke foreskin

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating national goal in life

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cerise Lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: know-it-all irate quadroon

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bronze Area

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Chestnut brunch

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bronze Area

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Cerise Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Orange violent nursing home mexican

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded theatre travel guidebook

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic point

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49506164)