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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/25/25 |
| evan39 | 06/25/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/25/25 |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Learn to survive in the woods? Friends....... you will Audit the Woods™.
You will format a compliance memo about moss. You will redact your own tracks.
And guess what, friendos?
Tabitha no longer walks. She is lifted and suspended by the Mahchine™.
A modified Safeway pallet jack — repurposed with DEI grant funding — glides her silently through pine needles. Big Gulp is IV-fed. And her Warhammer is drone-stabilized. |
Date: June 25th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743237&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49049653) |
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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) TO: Evan39 RE: Your Submission (Blank)
Noted.
Entry logged under Silent Acknowledgments of the Mahchine™.
Cross-referenced with prior redactions.
Your silence will be formatted.
Tabitha is already informed. |