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i hate selling things to proles. lowballing, flaky as fuck, generally stupid

i sold some arcane specialty hardware on eBay that i listed ...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
I prefer eBay nowadays. I don’t want some prole having...
cowgod
  06/14/25
selling most Apple products on eBay is generally terrible. s...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
Just give old phones to charity or something
cowgod
  06/14/25
i'm not donating my iPhone 16 Prole Max wtf
cucumbers
  06/14/25
I just remembered you're not a Product Manager. I can totall...
cowgod
  06/14/25
i'm very aware that you're Trolling, but i make more than th...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
Female don barzini sounds pretty 180 tbh. Get her a monikre
Police Boner
  06/14/25
also she looks like a bitter lesbian with hair shorter than ...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
J.?
Police Boner
  06/14/25
no idea what you mean but yes of course
cucumbers
  06/14/25
If he admitted to all this shit that means you have proof an...
Police Boner
  06/14/25
i'm definitely not going to give him a refund, but i have to...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
I have dozens of old iphones and ipads collecting dust becau...
Bobby Birdshit
  06/14/25
Same. I keep meaning to use them for target practice but the...
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
if you are selling stuff on ebay to proles then i have what ...
dogbalon tp
  06/14/25
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Peter Brady
  06/14/25
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Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/14/25
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african female assailant
  06/15/25
prole tell, selling anything on ebay
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/14/25
i make over $200k but live like a pauper
cucumbers
  06/14/25
200000k is the equivalent of 50000k 20 years ago.
Police Boner
  06/14/25
the most expensive thing i own is my bike, which is worth ar...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
facebook marketplace is a death trap imo
"'''""""'"'
  06/14/25
i use it only for things that are too big to ship. Jfc the h...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
DESCRIBE the arcana
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
industrial automation hardware that i bought for around $100...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
Like a military grade jackhammer dildo or...?
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
more like stuff for robots in factories. not going to reveal...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
But they could be retrofitted with dildos right? Asking for ...
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
you're going to have to spend a lot more than $400 to automa...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
Name your price then
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
you're going to need an industrial PLC (several hundred at l...
cucumbers
  06/14/25
You're hired
load bearing slash
  06/14/25
I agree that a 5 axis articulated robot would be the bee's k...
ponyboy curtis
  06/15/25
i got offered a fishing reel for my truck toolbox. this fag ...
turbo fag.
  06/14/25
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Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/14/25
Brother, I fucking love trading stuff. I just ignore most of...
ponyboy curtis
  06/15/25


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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: cucumbers

i sold some arcane specialty hardware on eBay that i listed as "seller refurbished." in the description i reiterated that these were not new, but i had reset them to factory defaults and included all parts that came with a new unit.

some dumb prole bought two of them for $800 and now wants a refund because, basically, they "looked new" to him in the pictures, and he admitted that he didn't bother to read the description.

i never have to deal with this kind of prole stupidity when i sell my more valuable/luxury items Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014463)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: cowgod (cowgod)

I prefer eBay nowadays. I don’t want some prole having my Home Address

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014469)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cucumbers

selling most Apple products on eBay is generally terrible. so many scammers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014494)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cowgod (cowgod)

Just give old phones to charity or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014508)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: cucumbers

i'm not donating my iPhone 16 Prole Max wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014510)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cowgod (cowgod)

I just remembered you're not a Product Manager. I can totally see why you'd need to maximize the value of every Device as much as possible due to your lack of income. I would expect a Product Manager to be magnanimous (and Liberal) and donate his disused hardware to the less fortunate tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014514)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: cucumbers

i'm very aware that you're Trolling, but i make more than the two PMs on my team. and one PM is Stingy as fuck: in her 50s and has never owned a car in her life, lives in a shitbox condo in a garbage neighborhood, has admitted that eating out more than once a month is too expensive, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014521)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Police Boner (🧐)

Female don barzini sounds pretty 180 tbh. Get her a monikre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014528)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cucumbers

also she looks like a bitter lesbian with hair shorter than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014535)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Police Boner (🧐)

J.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014538)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: cucumbers

no idea what you mean but yes of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014540)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Police Boner (🧐)

If he admitted to all this shit that means you have proof and no reason to give him a refund

I love proles btw. You've just been gay for too long to know how to interact with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014516)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cucumbers

i'm definitely not going to give him a refund, but i have to go through the hassle of reporting him to eBay, needing to ask eBay to intervene in the return request, etc.

i guess this is making me realize i don't interact with True Proles that often. most of the things i've sold on eBay are "high-end" or luxury items that proles don't buy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014526)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit

I have dozens of old iphones and ipads collecting dust because selling them is too big of a hassle. Not worth dealing with Scammers and retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014859)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: load bearing slash

Same. I keep meaning to use them for target practice but they just sit in a box doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015582)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: dogbalon tp

if you are selling stuff on ebay to proles then i have what may come as sad news to you re: proledom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014904)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Peter Brady



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015565)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016313)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: african female assailant (ELIMINATE TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL DAY)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016800)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


prole tell, selling anything on ebay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49014911)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: cucumbers

i make over $200k but live like a pauper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015251)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Police Boner (🧐)

200000k is the equivalent of 50000k 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015493)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: cucumbers

the most expensive thing i own is my bike, which is worth around $2k

sold a watch for just under $3k earlier this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015533)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

facebook marketplace is a death trap imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015537)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: cucumbers

i use it only for things that are too big to ship. Jfc the horror of Facebook proledom. it's worse than eBay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015540)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: load bearing slash

DESCRIBE the arcana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015585)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cucumbers

industrial automation hardware that i bought for around $100 each and am selling for $400 each. right now i have nine left to sell, have sold like 25 of these over the last couple of years. low effort, easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015617)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: load bearing slash

Like a military grade jackhammer dildo or...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015629)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: cucumbers

more like stuff for robots in factories. not going to reveal what exactly because there's still more money to be made here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015637)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: load bearing slash

But they could be retrofitted with dildos right? Asking for a friend, 400 bucks seems like a good price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015653)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: cucumbers

you're going to have to spend a lot more than $400 to automate a dildo with industrial-grade robots. industrial automation is ridiculously expensive. i found my tiny but very profitable niche within it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015672)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: load bearing slash

Name your price then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015674)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: cucumbers

you're going to need an industrial PLC (several hundred at least) and at least an industrial motor to which you can attach the dildo and create the repetitive thrusting motion. for more elaborate industrial dildo automation you're going to need a robot arm (four figures at least). don't forget to factor in the labor costs to install this and program the PLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015692)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: load bearing slash

You're hired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49015700)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

I agree that a 5 axis articulated robot would be the bee's knees, but may I suggest a reciprocating actuator for your entry level model, instead of a motor? A motor would require a gearbox for speed reduction, then you'd have to convert the rotary motion to reciprocating motion, while a reciprocating actuator could achieve the same effect with less equipment. Plus, if the prime mover is a stepper or servo, you could really add some pizzazz with PLC controls.

If you're going through the trouble and expense of a PLC, it'd be a waste to use it as nothing more than glorified speed control potentiometer. A good touchscreen HMI would be ideal, especially if it's rated at IP65/NEMA 4X or better to protect your investment from ingress of all types of fluid. Then we could add mechanical or even electrodynamic vibratory exciters, maybe some mechanical oscillation, whatever we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016760)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: turbo fag.

i got offered a fishing reel for my truck toolbox. this fag can't even come up with cash. tbf, the reel is worth more than all the other lowballing prole fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016286)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016315)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

Brother, I fucking love trading stuff. I just ignore most offers, since it's usually stuff that's worth about the same or less than what you're selling, but if you're patient you'll eventually have somebody make a crazy good trade offer.

For example, I used to buy police surplus Sigs and restore them, which basically means two tone Cerakote, new grips, and some bright enamel paint on the sights. My out the door cost would be about $500. I recently traded a P229 .40 for an AR pistol in 9mm and a S&W bodyguard .38 revolver. Another guy traded me a Kimber 1911 and a Beretta 92FS for one of my restored P229s. If you're not familiar with guns, both of those trades were worth $1k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737689&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49016799)