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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
up-to-no-good newt
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Brass Site
  11/29/25
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soul-stirring box office really tough guy
  11/29/25
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Brass Site
  11/29/25
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Wonderful lodge volcanic crater
  11/29/25
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Brass Site
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Chestnut resort
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
up-to-no-good newt
  11/29/25
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soul-stirring box office really tough guy
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
up-to-no-good newt
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
rebellious concupiscible dilemma
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
know-it-all stage
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Fragrant Sable Cruise Ship Marketing Idea
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
up-to-no-good newt
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
cruel-hearted temple cuckoldry
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Crystalline 180 heaven
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
cruel-hearted temple cuckoldry
  11/29/25
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Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Hilarious Idea He Suggested
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Chestnut resort
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
startling trip principal's office digit ratio
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Chestnut resort
  11/29/25
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Twisted windowlicker
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Vibrant ebony whorehouse
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
embarrassed to the bone iridescent locale
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
ruby new version library
  12/04/25
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Exciting aqua home
  12/04/25
Approved
Startled Indigo Therapy
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
soul-stirring box office really tough guy
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
up-to-no-good newt
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Brass Site

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring box office really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Brass Site



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful lodge volcanic crater



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Brass Site



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Chestnut resort

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring box office really tough guy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: rebellious concupiscible dilemma

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: know-it-all stage

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Fragrant Sable Cruise Ship Marketing Idea

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted temple cuckoldry

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Crystalline 180 heaven

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted temple cuckoldry

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Territorial Magical University Weed Whacker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hilarious Idea He Suggested

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Chestnut resort

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: startling trip principal's office digit ratio

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chestnut resort

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Twisted windowlicker



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Vibrant ebony whorehouse

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone iridescent locale

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: ruby new version library

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Exciting aqua home



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Startled Indigo Therapy

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring box office really tough guy

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good newt

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49490766)