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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
odious carmine plaza hunting ground
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Cream flatulent shrine
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
bronze goal in life
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
useless sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
bronze goal in life
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
bronze goal in life
  06/29/24
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pontificating histrionic point
  06/29/24
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Swollen tan locale
  06/29/24
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Mustard Slippery Azn Gas Station
  06/29/24
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Sapphire Bearded Public Bath Clown
  06/29/24
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Fiercely-loyal ruby organic girlfriend
  06/29/24
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odious carmine plaza hunting ground
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
pontificating histrionic point
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Impressive diverse senate headpube
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Harsh zombie-like national
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
pontificating histrionic point
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Harsh zombie-like national
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
pontificating histrionic point
  06/29/24
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Harsh zombie-like national
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Pink Field
  06/22/25
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arousing dog poop box office
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Impressive diverse senate headpube
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Swashbuckling Hateful Crotch
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Harsh zombie-like national
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Swashbuckling Hateful Crotch
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Excitant high-end stage
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Swollen tan locale
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
wonderful base
  06/29/24
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bearded nowag
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Fragrant mood famous landscape painting
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Insecure amethyst space halford
  06/29/24
Jfc
impertinent exciting cruise ship pervert
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Fiercely-loyal ruby organic girlfriend
  06/29/24
she did it again
odious carmine plaza hunting ground
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Bateful toaster
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
arousing dog poop box office
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Cream flatulent shrine
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: odious carmine plaza hunting ground

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cream flatulent shrine

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: bronze goal in life

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: useless sneaky criminal

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: bronze goal in life

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: bronze goal in life

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: pontificating histrionic point

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Swollen tan locale

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Mustard Slippery Azn Gas Station

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Public Bath Clown



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ruby organic girlfriend



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: odious carmine plaza hunting ground



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: pontificating histrionic point

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Impressive diverse senate headpube

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Harsh zombie-like national

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: pontificating histrionic point

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Harsh zombie-like national

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: pontificating histrionic point

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Harsh zombie-like national



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Pink Field

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: arousing dog poop box office



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Impressive diverse senate headpube

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Hateful Crotch

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Harsh zombie-like national

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hateful Crotch

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Excitant high-end stage

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Swollen tan locale

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful base

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: bearded nowag



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant mood famous landscape painting

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Insecure amethyst space halford

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: impertinent exciting cruise ship pervert

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ruby organic girlfriend

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: odious carmine plaza hunting ground

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bateful toaster

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: arousing dog poop box office

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Cream flatulent shrine

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49041232)