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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
Shimmering Legend
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth
  01/22/26
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marvelous gunner telephone
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
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Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
impertinent histrionic deer antler
  01/22/26
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marvelous gunner telephone
  01/22/26
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Mildly autistic wild base private investor
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
emerald charismatic forum incel
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
Shimmering Legend
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
emerald charismatic forum incel
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
Shimmering Legend
  01/22/26
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Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
talented coffee pot
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
Yellow misanthropic brethren principal's office
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
crimson razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
Razzmatazz Geriatric Clown
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
crimson razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  01/22/26
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Passionate gas station athletic conference
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
Exciting rusted crackhouse boistinker
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
Electric corn cake
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
Splenetic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency really tough guy
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
Cobalt metal regret
  01/22/26
...
Maroon Titillating Codepig
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
cordovan hairraiser love of her life
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
cordovan hairraiser love of her life
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
Mildly autistic wild base private investor
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
Copper Zippy Bbw
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Shimmering Legend

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: marvelous gunner telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: impertinent histrionic deer antler

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: marvelous gunner telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic wild base private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: emerald charismatic forum incel

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Shimmering Legend

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: emerald charismatic forum incel

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Shimmering Legend

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: talented coffee pot

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Yellow misanthropic brethren principal's office

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: crimson razzle-dazzle useless brakes

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Geriatric Clown

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: crimson razzle-dazzle useless brakes

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Passionate gas station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Exciting rusted crackhouse boistinker

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Electric corn cake

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Splenetic mentally impaired international law enforcement agency really tough guy

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Cobalt metal regret

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Maroon Titillating Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: cordovan hairraiser love of her life

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Navy thriller twinkling uncleanness scourge upon the earth

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: cordovan hairraiser love of her life

I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic wild base private investor

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Copper Zippy Bbw

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49613320)