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*OFFICIAL XO SPECIAL OLYMPICS FINAL FOUR 2025 (luis, TBF, TSINAH, OldHLSDude)*

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM...
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/21/25
autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp
galvanic hall
  12/22/25
luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/21/25
TSINAH
talented marketing idea
  12/21/25
luis
Lavender bearded milk roast beef
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Passionate sex offender
  12/21/25
the confirmed non-gay one
mustard racy mad-dog skullcap pistol
  12/21/25
unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been...
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/21/25
...
autistic cerebral dysfunction
  12/21/25
I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/24/25
Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female ...
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  12/24/25
luis but all 4 had a great year
slippery regret indian lodge
  12/21/25
tsinah
fiercely-loyal deer antler mood
  12/21/25
luis
milky irradiated corner tank
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Spectacular Telephone
  12/21/25
so the retard version of this is done in one single round?
Contagious learning disabled athletic conference
  12/22/25
yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff
Passionate sex offender
  12/22/25
...
milky irradiated corner tank
  12/22/25
...
Contagious learning disabled athletic conference
  12/22/25
Hyman and gay grandpa too
Misanthropic razzle-dazzle alpha
  12/21/25
Gay Grandpa
Spectacular Telephone
  12/21/25
...
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/21/25
...
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/22/25
TSINAH vs OldHLS
galvanic hall
  12/22/25
Last day!
Passionate sex offender
  12/22/25
TSINAH
Bat-shit-crazy locus
  12/22/25
Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognitio...
charismatic toaster kitty cat
  12/22/25
cucumbers
Passionate sex offender
  12/22/25
In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with ...
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/24/25
thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this...
piss daddy
  12/24/25
did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in ...
''"'''"""'
  12/24/25
In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Beautiful ending ty
ponytail
  12/25/25
...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the fag...
OldHLSDude
  12/27/25
Faggy is what we do best
Trust If Aryan
  12/27/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM this year, Mr. Rachmiel "rach" Cohen of Cohen Benefits, Inc. (d/b/a AutoAdmit) has decided to create a more diverse, equitable, and inclusive poasting experience by providing a new, separate avenue to support poasters who were identified as having special needs. This aligns with AutoAdmit's broader commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

All poasters included in this competition have been identified as autistic, retarded, and possibly gay. Please vote accordingly.

This will be the ONLY round for these poasters. Voting will run through the end of 12/22/2025.

The competitors will be listed in the first reply to this thread. Please vote in that subthread only.

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527162)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: galvanic hall

autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530208)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat

luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527163)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: talented marketing idea

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527166)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Lavender bearded milk roast beef

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527169)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Passionate sex offender

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mustard racy mad-dog skullcap pistol

the confirmed non-gay one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527178)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat

unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been confirmed to be non-gay. to err on the side of caution, i recommend viewing all of them as gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527226)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: autistic cerebral dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527969)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538040)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female of size, we know through your civil suits brought against you for your failure to pay debts that you have frequented gay bars often. That’s not exactly straight of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: slippery regret indian lodge

luis but all 4 had a great year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527180)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal deer antler mood

tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527187)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: milky irradiated corner tank

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527586)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527596)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Contagious learning disabled athletic conference

so the retard version of this is done in one single round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531494)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Passionate sex offender

yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531514)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: milky irradiated corner tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531533)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Contagious learning disabled athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531680)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Misanthropic razzle-dazzle alpha

Hyman and gay grandpa too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527585)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Telephone

Gay Grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49527597)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49528733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530201)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: galvanic hall

TSINAH vs OldHLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49530211)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Passionate sex offender

Last day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531490)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy locus

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531549)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: charismatic toaster kitty cat

Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognition they deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531583)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Passionate sex offender

cucumbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49531627)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with either luis winning (subthread replies only) or a luis-TSINAH tie if the hanging chad who replied in his own subthread is counted. CSLG has been emailed to obtain an official ruling on the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49537691)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: piss daddy

thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538021)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'

did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in this event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49538159)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: piss daddy

In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, everyone is a winner! This is primarily because all contestants are autistic and retarded, as mentioned in the original poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539110)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Beautiful ending ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539236)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: piss daddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49539475)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the faggy inscription, "They like me; they really like me." - S. Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49544131)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Faggy is what we do best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49544133)