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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
startling filthpig
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
boyish self-centered area
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
spectacular pontificating french chef people who are hurt
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Khaki love of her life
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
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wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: startling filthpig

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: boyish self-centered area

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: spectacular pontificating french chef people who are hurt

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: boyish self-centered area

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: orchid telephone casino



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Thriller crusty resort queen of the night



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Histrionic sadistic gas station

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Thriller crusty resort queen of the night



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: aquamarine spot mad cow disease

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: erotic stain newt



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Khaki love of her life

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring dopamine gay wizard

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Keepsake Machete School Cafeteria

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring dopamine gay wizard



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Snowy mewling parlor

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Dashing Legend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Provocative locus



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: hideous red property idea he suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve crackhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: maize orchestra pit useless brakes



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Mauve crackhouse



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: cowardly karate chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Yarmulke Circlehead

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: buff associate piazza

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Yapping Hyperventilating Blood Rage

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: amethyst headpube

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring internal respiration

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve crackhouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: orchid telephone casino



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Sinister shrine



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: erotic stain newt

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310486#49057026)